Willow found happy drugs in Ted’s food.
Buffy didn’t eat any. That’s why she was so suspicious of Ted when no one else was.
Ew ew. Freaky thought.
I think the final effects of those last cookies have worn off since I found Ted’s first four wives all dead in Ted’s closet.
So apparently Ted the Freakish Salesman was dying one day, so he turned himself into a robot and kept his wife hostage in his Underground Love Shack until she died. Then he recreated her by choosing women of her size and personality, and then keeping them in the Bunker o’ Love.
Joyce was one of these women.
Ted came back from the dead last night. Throttled Buffy, tried to kidnap Joyce, but Buffy hit him over the head a few times with his own cast-iron skillet.
That’ll show him to poison people.
Ugh.
Creepy.
Five billion cheers for Buffy. Turns out she was right all along.
I knew it.
I knew iiiiit!
No one else did.
Ha, ha.
Stupid Ted.
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