Whoa. Weird couple of weeks.
…Is there ever a time when a couple of weeks aren’t weird in Sunnydale?
Buffy gets the brush-off from Angel so she decides to go to some fraternity party with Cordelia. They both get drugged and then almost eaten by a giant snake. Then Buffy, Willow and I and half of Sunnydale get turned into our Hallowe’en costumes.
Let’s start from the beginning.
Cordelia is… well, was… dating some rich senior from UC Sunnydale. His friend took a liking to Buffy. I tried to make her see that he was just no good, but she wouldn’t listen. Instead she went to this frat party because Cordy asked her to.
I decide to follow to make sure that they’re okay. They have good food at frat parties.
Bad people, though.
Suddenly I find myself in a skirt, oversized bra, lipstick and a wig, and I’m being prodded to dance. I don’t really know what happened there. One minute I was talking, and the next minute I was being spanked with paddles from various people.
It was NOT pleasant.
I don’t see either Buffy or Cordelia. I got kicked out of the house (thank God) a few hours later and Cordy’s car is still parked out front. I find a robe in the trash and decide to pose as one of the creepazoids to find out if they’re still in there someplace.
Giles, Willow and Angel are waiting outside. Angel vamps out, we have a nice little fight with the men associated to the men in the robes. I get my vengeance by beating up the guy who gave me such humiliation.
We pile down the stairs and find Buffy about to cut the giant snake in half. It was gross; his blood looked like oil. The frat guys got arrested. It was generally a good day.
Snyder signed Will, Buffy and I up to lead little kids around for Hallowe’en. Not even Giles thought anything was going to happen, but it did.
Will was dressed like a ghost, but I guess Buffy tried to convince her to dress like… not a ghost, because she was one weird-looking Casper. I didn’t really notice at the time because I was too busy being a commando and not knowing who Willow was.
Buffy dressed in a poofy Victorian dress. I saw her and was in awe. I may have actually dropped my jaw. Then I renounced spandex. It was a good time.
But, of course, she turned into a 17th century gal. All quoffed and annoyingly stupid. Angel turned up at some point and pretty much hated her, too.
HAHA, her plan backfired.
No, no. If Buffy’s happy, I am too.
I guess.
Angel’s still a stupid name.
Anyway, I heard from Willow that Giles took care of it. That Ethan guy was apparently an old acquaintance of Giles and she got shooed away despite her ghostliness. Spike came out and took advantage of Buffy’s lack of Slayerness, but then the spell got broken and Spike got another dose of Buffy Ass-Kicking. It was a good time. He ran away again. Great wuss.
On the handy side of things, I remember all my army training that I never actually had. Neat.
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