"You just made the biggest mistake of your life!"
"Bring it on Frosty."
"Frosty?"
"Don't break my concentration Gunn!"
"Sorry Oz."
Spike and Oz were playing Halo and Spike was extremely mad at one of those little monkey like guys that are always running around screaming that just wouldn't die!
"Come on! I just shot you you dolt!"
"We're on legendary man," Oz told him, "even said in the description 'This is suicide!'"
"Hey Peaches! Get that little book-manuel thing out! How do I use the turets again? Peaches? Angel?"
"He's a bit busy," Faith told him.
"Doing what? What could be more important then th..." he turned around, "Oh. Score one for the Duke of Brood-um."
Buffy and Angel were making out on the couch.
And Connor and Dawn were on the love seat.
And Wesely and Fred were on the floor.
And Anya and Xander were on the other side of the couch.
And Doyle and Cordy were in the arm chair.
"Wow," Oz said, "how long have we been playing?"
"Three hours, fourtey-four minutes and twenty-nine seconds." Willow told him.
"At least Gunn and Faith can control themselves." Spike smirked.
"Don't be so sure man." Oz pointed to the last couple.
"Bet Giles isn't to happy about this." Willow giggled.
"He's not the only one."
"Mom!" Buffy and Dawn screamed at the same time.
"Girls. I see you've made some new friends. Nice to see you Spike." she added.
"Hey Joyce. Uhh...how've ya been?"
"Fine thank you. Buffy, Dawn, can i see you outside?"
"Actualy I'm fine here."
"That wasn't a question Dawn."
Both girls followed thier mom out to the porch.
"I don't know what has gotten into you two! You've been up here for less then a week and I come up to find you kissing complete strangers!"
"They aren't strangers!"
"What are thier last names?"
"Angel's is O'Connor."
"Connor's is Grayson!"
"I knew Connor O'Connor was to wierd."
"They're steps."
"Ah. Is Kathy's name O'Connor or Grayson?"
"Don't know."
"Who's Kathy?" they'd forgot thier mom was there.
"Thier little sister."
"Is she here?"
"Mom! Do you really think thier parents would send a seven year old out of the counrty for Christmas?"
"Well I suppose no...Don't change the subject! I trusted you to behave when i said you could come here. How do I know this isn't as far as it's gone?"
"Mom!"
"What do you think we are? A couple of whores?"
"How can you say something like that?"
"Giles would never alow that even if we were thinking about that!"
"Mom!"
"Girls, I don't want to hear it. Pack your bags you're coming back with me."
"That is so unfair! Dawn screamed.
"I don't think so young lady. I didn't want to belive him, but he was right."
"Wait a minute, Mom, why are you here?"
"Riley, bless his heart, came to our house after he got back from visiting himself and asked me to come pick the two of you up. He said you'd gotten back together, but had to pack so he couldn't drive you home himself."
"That son a a bitch!"
"Buffy!"
"Mom you've got it all worng! Riley came here to try to talk to Buffy into getting back together, but Buffy totaly said no! And he didn't make out with Bi...Missy, he was parking with her!"
"Parking?
"God mom, they were having sex in a parked car!"
Joyce was completely speechless.
"Yes mom, we haven't known these guys long, but they're really great. You just walked in at a bad time."
"Please don't take us home mommy please!" Dawn was on her knees.
"Well, this is interesting girls. On the one hand,you just gave me some information that was extremely shocking and I should get back home and have a talk with Riley. On the other hand I just caught you...One chance."
"Say what?" asked Dawn.
"If I find out you behave like this again you're coming home."
"We can stay?"
"Yes you can stay."
"Ok." Buffy and Dawn went inside without even saying good-bye.
Giles came to close the door and shrugged when Joyce looked at him with the 'I-so-perfect-why-the-hell-are-my-daughters-treating-me-like-krap look she's oh so famous for.
"We get to stay!"
Everyone cheered.
"Why was she even hear?" asked Anya.
"Riley told her there was something 'going on' with us."
"More like with him and himself!" Xander smirked.
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