INT. SATELLITE OF LOVE
Crow sits in front of the computer. Tom Servo hops
up to him. They act like they are on a cheery
after school special
TOM
Hey Crow! What cha doin'?
CROW
I'm Googling!
TOM
Googling? What's that?
CROW
That's where I enter a search term and
get information from this wonderful
thing called the Internet!
TOM
Information? Wow!
CROW
I'm using it to find out more
information about our new friend Xander
Harris!
TOM
What have you learned Crow?
CROW
First he's a regular on a show called
Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
TOM
Hmm. Interesting. What else?
CROW
Wears a lot of Hawaiian shirts. Has a
lesbian for a best friend. Works
construction... Kills demons... Used to
be a hyena... Oh! Says here he's
Norwegian.
TOM
Norwegian? Really?
CROW
Not 100% sure. It says he's a Viking in
the sack. I think "sack" is just
Norwegian slang for Fiord.
TOM
Maybe he used to play for the Minnesota
Vikings and tackled the quarterback a
lot.
Xander enters the room.
XANDER
Hey guys. What cha' looking at?
CROW
The Internet! We're Googling you.
SATELLITE OF LOVE
Commercial sign in 20 seconds.
XANDER
Oh boy.
TOM
Hey Xander! What's a Spander?
Xander grabs a baseball bat and smashes the
computer to bits.
XANDER
I've got to get off this ship.
Xander stomps off as Tom and Crow look at the
remaining bits of the computer.
TOM
Alas. Poor information superhighway.
CROW
We hardly knew ye.
SATELLITE OF LOVE
Commercial in 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
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