ACT III
INT. VIZIER'S SANCTUM
The Vizier is busily packing his items.
VIZIER
Slayers. Wiccas. Insolent vampires. They
don't pay me enough for this.
The doors to the Vizier's Sanctum blow open violently to reveal
Willow.
WILLOW
Hi. Remember me?
VIZIER
Ah... The Willow Rosenberg. I would've
trounced you before if it wasn't for the
baby slayer.
WILLOW
That was when I only had a powerbar and a
cup of coffee to eat.
Willow lets loose with a barrage of energy, knocking the Vizier
into a neighboring wall.
WILLOW
Guess who had her Wheaties today?
VIZIER
I don't suppose the fact that I'm trying to
get away from this crazy situation counts
for nothing?
WILLOW
Pretty much.
Willow and the Vizier let loose another barrage of mystical
energy which negates each other. They circle each other like
boxers.
WILLOW
Did a little reading on those Ypoog demons
you have attacking my friends.
VIZIER
Did you?
WILLOW
Usually they don't congregate in a fighting
mob like that unless they are brought
together by magic. They don't even belong
in this dimension.
VIZIER
Ahhh... so you found out that little secret
did you?
WILLOW
I'm big on research.
Willow zaps the Vizier across the room.
INT. ST. BUFALARI'S - GYM
Brad scoffs at Maya and Jordy.
BRAD
I'm supposed to be afraid of your little
friends?
MAYA
If you had an ounce of brain matter in your
head...
LIV
Maya...
MAYA
Right.
BRAD
Let's get this over with shall we?
Brad and Liv charge at each other. Liv hits Brad with two solid
punches, but Brad quickly blocks and starts beating Liv back
against the spell wall.
LIV
Any time Maya...
Maya fumbles through a very large book.
MAYA
I'm working on it.
Brad throws Liv across the circle. She lands hard.
LIV
Ever hear of a bookmark?!
Brad slowly approaches Liv. Confident and Cocky.
BRAD
What? Is Maya going to cast a little spell
on me?
LIV
It's not a spell.
Liv throws a stake at Brad, which he deflects. She charges at
him and throws several connecting punches. Brad takes them,
laughs at her and then kicks her across the room. Liv struggles
to get up.
LIV
Need a little help here.
BRAD
I'll say.
Brad gives Liv a solid punch, sending her flying.
JORDY
It's the next page.
MAYA
Found it! You want me to start?
Liv gives Maya a dirty look.
LIV
Kind of losing here. Any time would be good.
Really.
INT. VIZIER'S SANCTUM
Willow and the Vizier are in the middle of a magical smack
down. Willow throws a bolt of energy at The Vizier which tosses
him up against the wall.
VIZIER
Look, I'll make you a deal... you let me
go... I'll release my spell on the demons.
WILLOW
I've got a better one. I'll exile you from
this dimension, releasing the spell you have
on the demons.
VIZIER
You don't have that kind of power.
Willow smiles and pulls out a lock of brown hair from her back
pocket.
WILLOW
Oh yeah?
The Vizier gives her a confused look.
WILLOW
Effringo! Ventus aufero hic creatura!
The lock of hair disappears. A dimensional portal opens up
behind the Vizier. Violent winds begin to suck him through. The
Vizier gives Willow a look of horror. Willow gives him a wicked
grin.
WILLOW
Dawnie sends her regards.
The Vizier is sucked through the portal which closes right
behind him. Willow smiles, giggles and then collapses on the
ground.
EXT. BANYAN CONSTRUCTION BUILDING
Faith and Buffy are doing battle against the horde of Ypoog
demons and vampires. The horde is beating them back step by
step.
BUFFY
Not good.
FAITH
Definitely not good.
Suddenly the Ypoog demons stop, scream an unearthly howl and
then dissolve into a puddle of goo. The Slayers and the
vampires look around in surprise.
The Slayers then look at each other and smile.
BUFFY
I can handle a horde of vampires. How about
you?
FAITH
No problem.
The slayers turn and look at the remaining vampires. The
vampires look at each other and run for cover.
BUFFY
I love it when they run.
Faith and Buffy charge into the building, chasing the vamps.
INT. ST. BUFALARI'S GYM
Brad is kicking the snot out of Liv. Maya is reading from the
large leather bound and dusty book.
MAYA
Omnis spiritus in munde. In nomine dei.
Brad throws a series of punches which Liv weakly blocks.
MAYA
In odorem suavitatis. Tu autem effugare,
diabole.
Jordy is digging through duffel bag as Maya continues to chant.
Brad kicks Liv again sending her flying.
MAYA
Appropinquabit enim judicium dei.
BRAD
What is that? Greek?
Liv throws a punch and Brad goes flying.
LIV
Did you ever go to class Brad?
MAYA
Jordy. Now.
Jordy pulls out the super soaker and a cross.
JORDY
Liv!
Jordy tosses the cross to Liv who catches it. Jordy takes aim
with the water gun.
MAYA
Omnis spiritus immunde. In nomine dei.
Jordy lets loose with the holy water.
BRAD
Gaah!
Liv jumps in and holds the cross against Brad, causing him to
sizzle.
LIV
Does that hurt? Cause I smell bacon.
BRAD
You think a little Greek and some holy water
is going to stop me from killing you?
Brad backhands Liv, but she holds her ground.
LIV
It's not Greek.
Liv shoves the cross against Brad. He cries out in pain.
LIV
It's Latin.
Brad pushes her aside.
MAYA
Omnis spiritus immunde. In nomine dei.
Jordy blasts Brad again. Brad vamps out and turns to Jordy.
BRAD
Will you cut that out?
Jordy
Let me think about that for a second.
With no hesitation, Jordy blasts him again. Brad howls.
LIV
Hey Brad.
Brad turns to face Liv.
LIV
How many crosses am I holding up?
MAYA
Abrenuntias satanae
Liv bashes the cross across Brad's face. Jordy blasts him
again. Liv presses the cross against Brad's chest. Brad screams
as he begins to sizzle and smoke from both the contact of the
cross and the holy water. Brad breaks free from the contact of
the cross, bashes Liv twice across the face and then hoists her
up into the air, strangling her.
BRAD
I'm going to snap your neck.
Liv kicks Brad in the family jewels. He drops her and hunches
over. Liv delivers a roundhouse kick to the head.
LIV
I can't believe I kissed you.
MAYA
Et omnibus operibus eus.
Jordy blasts Brad again.
JORDY
This is actually kind of fun.
BRAD
Will you stop that! What the hell do you
guys think you're doing? No spell is going
to stop me.
MAYA
Omnibus pompis eus.
LIV
Not a spell Brad.
Liv jabs the cross into Brad again.
BRAD
Gaah!
LIV
And maybe if you didn't skip latin so much
you'd know what this is.
BRAD
Oh yeah...?
Brad does a spinning kick, followed by two punches to Liv's
head. She holds her ground.
BRAD
So tell me slayer. What is this?
LIV
It's an exorcism.
Jordy blasts Brad with the water. Liv shoves the cross against
him again.
MAYA
Omnis spiritus immunde. Adaperiae!
Adaperiae!
Brad screams an unearthly scream and he disappears
into dust. Liv collapses to the ground. The spell fades.
JORDY
Well that wasn't so bad.
Liv and Maya give Jordy a dirty look.
JORDY
Well except for the pummeling part.
INT. THE BASEMENT
The door opens to the basement and blast of vampire dust blows
down the steps. Buffy and Faith rush down the steps to face...
The Consul Members stand in front of the Xander, who is still
hanging from the ceiling... his back facing Buffy and Faith.
FAITH
Look. Guys in red cloaks.
BUFFY
Must be evil.
BANYAN
We are the Consul of Sacul. Welcome to your
doom.
FAITH
Yep. Definitely evil.
BUFFY
Xander? You all right?
Xander's body slowly swings around, revealing his empty eye
sockets.
XANDER
Hey Buff. Nice to see you again.
BUFFY
Holeee...
FAITH
Crap.
BANYAN
A little gift from our friend Drusilla.
BUFFY
You are so going to pay...
BANYAN
In case you haven't noticed slayers...
XANDER
Hey Banyan, before this whole big battle
thing goes down, I'd like to say something
to you. Man to... whatever you are.
Banyan turns to Xander who suddenly lifts himself up and wraps
his legs around Banyan's neck.
XANDER
I quit!
Xander twists around in the air and we hear the nasty sound of
Banyan's neck cracking. Buffy throws her scythe through the
air, decapitating the second consul member. Faith throws her
battle axe, embedding it in the third consul member's chest.
Xander releases Banyan who falls to the floor. The other bodies
fall in succession.
BANYAN
This... this is only the beginning. Death
will not stop us.
And the bodies vanish, leaving only the robes behind. Buffy
rushes to Xander as Faith looks on in amazement.
FAITH
Whoa. Very Obi-Wan.
Buffy breaks apart the manacles and grabs Xander as he falls.
BUFFY
You've been spending way too much time with
Andrew.
Faith comes over and helps Xander to the ground. Buffy rips
apart some of the remaining red robes to fashion a bandage.
Buffy gives him a grim smile.
BUFFY
How you holding up there, Nighthawk?
Xander smiles in return.
XANDER
Better now that you guys are here.
Xander cocks his head to the side a little as though listening
to something.
XANDER
Faith. Take a step back.
Faith and Buffy exchange a strange look. Faith takes a step
back.
Willow appears in a flash of light, trips and falls up against
a surprised Faith.
FAITH
How...? How did you...?
WILLOW
Sorry, I...
Willow turns and sees Xander sans eyeballs.
WILLOW
Oh my God! Xander! What...?
Buffy finishes tying the bandage around Xander's eyes.
XANDER
No time ladies...
Xander stands up, walks over to pick up Faith's battle axe then
heads towards the stairs like it was the most natural thing in
the world. A grim smile is on his face.
XANDER
We've got half a dozen vamps on their way
down here and I've got an appointment to
keep.
Buffy, Willow and Faith look at each other in amazement and
then rush to catch up with Xander.
END ACT III
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