Here's some NEWS BITES.

And here's Phil....

So there I was charming the feathers off this beautiful puerto rican pigeon, when all of a sudden my two-way goes off and low-and-behold it's that yammering ass Matt wanting a new 'spotlight'. Jeez, doesn't that kid have a life?

You know what I find annoying? All these articles and interviews with Seth Green. Now don't get me wrong, I'm a Seth Green fan through and through, but I've heard as much as I can take about "Without a Paddle". For starters, the flick is getting critically panned at the moment, but that apparently doesn't stop Time, TV Guide, About.com, Boston Herald, E!Online, and many, many others from hopping on the "over-saturated publicity train." The wheels never stop until Sunday night, my friends.

No doubt we will see a million Sarah Michelle Gellar interviews with the same questions over and over again in October when "The Grudge" finally arrives. Hell, we're already getting the beatdown on it here in August. Watch out internet world and HMC fans.

I blame Matt and that other guy. You know the other guy....I can't remember his name. Mr. Typo -- yeah, that's it. Those two are motherless fucks. I have no use for them. As for this moment, this moment has passed.

I'm off to watch "Without A Paddle."

Shit.

This is Phil.

In a recent interview with TVGuide.com, David Boreanaz said that he didn't want to do any TV movies, and that the only way he would be Angel again is if it was in a feature film. Not to poke at David, because he's a solid actor and he gave us many great years as the character -- but in 2 years, I doubt he'll be "demanding-guy". More than likely we'll see interviews with him mentioning how much he misses his character, and that he'd do anything with Joss Whedon. More than likely, it won't be until the well has dried up, if you catch what I'm flingin'.

There was also a hint about "Four", which made TVGuide Online think he was going to be in the 4th installment of "Indiana Jones", but one would believe TV Guide is just mentally challenged and forgot that "Fantastic Four" is being turned into a film.

More in the NEWS BITES.

Chew, you -

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A new "Quote Me" is up.

Yesterday's Prime Chew -
Divine Musings - "Stupidity".

No Phil right now. Maybe he'll turn up in the next update. I tried calling him, but all I got was a message saying he went out to hit on some pigeons over at the park. He is quite the ladies man.

Hellhound Con Troubles -

Hellhound Con 2004 is only 11 weeks away. We're having major problems with the lack of sign-ups. If we don't get more sign-ups soon, it may be cause for a date change, moving the con back. It's really up to you guys, because I can't force you to sign up (although I am trying out my new jedi mind tricks...feeling anything yet?). Anyway, I'd rather not change anything, so sign up.

CLICK HERE to find out more about HHC 2004.

The entire con schedule should be up by the end of the week.

- Matt

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