the death of wolfram an hart: the new threat
by demonslayeruk
Azgar said "thank you angel you are trully a champion".

Spike snarled "im going too you know theres two vampires wit souls here".

Azgar then told them that the demon they are hunting has no name it can change its form to anyone it likes and his chamber
is located under big ben.They would have to use a magical gate way to reach his chamber an first they will have to slay the gates protecter.

Angel Spike an Illyria sit in a limo driving though central london prepareing for wat might lay ahead

"Wheres the mini bar then"said Spike as he searched the back of the limo

"i dont see why you beings enjoy poisoning your selfs so much in my time poison was a bad thing"said Illyria

Spike gives up looking for the drinks an says"cheap ass buggers you think they would of thrown a bottle of jack daniels in here"

"the last thing we need right now is you drunk now lets concentrate on the task at hand" said angel in a angry tone

Spike laughed an said "yeah lets talk about how we are gonna kill the badest demon on earth hmm i know you grab his horns i can pull his tail an blue bird can kick him in the goolies how about that"

Illyria turned to spike an said "You should not make fun of the situation by his discription i think i know who this demon is an he is the devils representive on earth"."In the old days he used to turn us gods against one an another an after many gods died because of his influence when realised wat he was doing an army of gods tried to kill him but we couldnt an rather than kill us in response he spent hundreds of years beating us to pumps resurrecting us an doing it again and again untill eventaully he tired of our dimention an left but i have never met a stronger foe or even heard of one"

Spike an Angel both turned an looked at Illyria "so a army of gods couldnt defeat this bloke an we are gonna do it with us three

Illyria replyed "there is no point trying to fight him but he has one flaw he has been alive since the begining of time all he wants is to be entertained he left are world because we all hid in the center of the plannet until he left"

Spike laughed an said"So all we have to do is hide everyone in the world easy peasy".

"No all we have to do is convince him he would more fun in another dimension although he has been alive for millions of years at heart hes never grow up if we can get him into another dimesion he might just start corupting that one an forget about yours"Illyria replyed

Angel smiled an said"yeah well if talking doesnt work we can aways fall back on kicking his ass".

Illyria rolled her eyes as the limo pulled up infront big ben they steped out an Illyria lead spike an angel though a secret magic door to the chamber of the gate way

Angel walked into the chamber while saying"So weres the gaurdian".

Suddenly a huge demon 18 foot tall walked towards carrying a axe larger than Angel by the time he had walked over to our heros they knew they would have no chance of defeating him but then very unexceptantly the demon began to speak" hey did you guys get lost wat you doing here"

Spike took a deep breath an said "we are um we are here to um well to kill your boss an if you get in are way the same will happen to you alright".The demon looked at Spike for afew seconds before bursting into laughter" Yeah thats a good one only reason im here is incase all the other demons in the world come chargeing through that door at the same time an you know wat id win because thats wat he made me for an even if they did kill me its not like they could hurt my master he just has me here because he doesnt want to mess up his castle tearing demons apart in it".

Angel with a puzzeled look on his face said "So we can go in".

The demon grinned an said "yeah sure but its your funeral".

Angel spike an Illyria passed through the gate way an are spat out into the throne room of a castle infront of wat looks like a young man wearing black clothes an a black leather jacket.

the young man spoke"hmm i dunno who you are but i didnt order any food if you guys could just throw your selfs into that never ending pit of despair over there id be most apprecative".

Angel was about to speak when Illyria inturupted him saying "it is i Illyria i have come to speak with you my lord".

the young man looked up an said"Illyria Illyria hmm wait aminute you were that blue goddess i spent a hundred years tortureing among other things".

Illyria shuddered an replyed "yes i was your slave for a long time".

the young man turned an looked at spike an said"Is that you Spike long time no see"
Spike looked at the mans face an said "hmm you look familar but i cant put my finger on it" then the young man turned into a vampire "how about now".

Spike gasped an said "lee is that you god its been 50 years since i last saw you but i though you were a vampire".

lee smiled" yeah well i often change my apearence so i can experence every type of evil i have been alive since the dawn of time just running round as a huge unstopable monster isnt as fun as geting drunk with your vampire mates an killing a church full of
nuns.

Angel intrupted lee an said"i know this really doesnt matter but i started the whole nun killing thing".

Lee turned to angel an said"Oh yes angel Spike told me alot about you,the vamp from ireland except you dont sound like it im spent most my time in england so i sound english just like Spike your not ashamed of your homeland are you trying to sound like a yank you sound like a twat to me an i was killing nuns before you were turned so lets let not get into that anyway wat can i help you with"

Are three heros go silent an try to think wat the hell there gonna do






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