Parodies of Angel: The Bachelor Party
by Fool_For_Love
"So, Alan. Harry never told me you were so handsome." The guy with the massive mole-thing on his face that would make Austin Powers faint, decided that the guy with the equally freakish large forehead, would have exceptionally tasty brains.
Angel didn't swing that way, but hey it was nice to get those sort of compliments. His head swelled a little more, which many thought impossible. "Actually, I'm not..."
Mole Guy insisted, "No, you really are devilishly handsome." He gave Angel a little wink.
Angel stared back at him. Getting a little angry, he wouldn't even bite this guy (who happened to be a demon but no one knew yet) Angel said, "No! I'm not Doyle! He is!"
If Mole Guy hadn't been grinning so stupidly, he might have been embarrassed at his mistake. He stared at the guy who had a much smaller forehead with hair that didn't stick straight up and thought to himself, "Hmm, he's looks like he's not so much with the flavorsome mind. He looks a little stupid; perhaps a low I.Q. Oh, well! Bring on the brains à la Doyle!"
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