Whatever it Takes: Phase 1
by crzybree
Spike and Angel were in the nurses office. Angel was typing on Joyce's computer.
"Okay... Cordy, your hair is so flat it looks like it was rolled on by a steamroller. Those jeans look like someone shat on them and you need a total make over before some one realizes your are looking for a roll in dawn of the dead," Angel said as he typed it. Spike had a look on his face that clearly stated he was appalled by this attemped at winning her heart.
"Click... and send." He finished.
"Hey what the bloody hell are you doing, you big poof? I sent Buffy bloody poetry for you."
"Yeah I know I read it. They should call you Spike the bloody awful poet. Besides I know girls like Cordy. This is what they repond to. If you give them all compliments and poetry they think your just another fool looking for attention. I've dated girls like her, how many have you dated?" Angel looked at Spike with a big smirk on his face.
"Well, Spikey old pal, I'll see you tonight at the party. Bring Buffy." With that he left the room leaving Spike to contemplate whether or not it was worth the meanness.
'Bloody well yeah it is.' He thought.
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"Do we really have to be here, Spike?" Buffy asked.
"Yeah we do. Besides Angel will be here. I heard a rumor that he wrote poetry to you this afternoon. Is it true?"
"Unfortunally, yeah it is." Buffy thought about that statement for a minute. "It was pretty good too." Spike's face lit up like a christmas tree.
"Really. What did you like most about it?"
"I-" Buffy was interupted by Xander, Oz, and Jesse coming into the scene in Xander's father's garbage truck.
"Thanks again dad." As the boys walked up to Buffy adn Spike, they noticed Jesse was dressed in a three piece suit.
"Jesse what aare you wearing?" Spike asked.
"What? Xander said casual dress."
"Buffy, luv, lets go in."
"Right behind you. Least were not the only ones out of place."
When they got in, Buffy and Spike stopped dead when the saw what Cordy was wearing.
"Oh, darn. That is what I was going to wear," Buffy sadi with fake sadness. Spike just loked at her.Then he looked back at the beautiful Cordy walking up the stairs. She was wearing a dress that left nothing to the imagination, literary. It was see threw. She was wearing a skimpy bra and a g-string. Just to be some waht modest. Spike took off in the direction she was heading in, not even noticing Buffy heading outside.
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Up stairs, Cordy was fixing her lip gloss in the bathroom mirror, when Spike step into the door way. He was just staring at her not hearing her when she sadi, "Go ahead."
"What?" He said dumb founded. Before she could say anything else Xander showed up and said rudely, "He's got to take a shit."
"I-I-I- NO." But it was too late, she had shut the door on his face.

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