The Girls Are Mad at the Boys: Part One
by Kaiman Lycurgus
(Buffy, Xavier and Cordeila are in the library)

Xavier- I can't believe how Willow is over-reacting to this.

Buffy- Your still here in one peace. No that wasn't a overreaction.

Cordeila- You know serves your right for giving me this coat.

Xavier- Cordeila, may I remind you that you wanted it in a exchange for a

service?

Cordeila- I really meant to say was... ... ... ....Buffy help me out here.

Buffy- Maybe Willow did overreact a little. At least she didn't wake you during the night and tell you that you talk in your sleep and every five minutes wake you up for doing it. I mean I slay, I had to nail 7 vampires in one night. I deserve some sleep and that have a joke played on me saying I talk in my sleep.

(Cordeila and Xavier look at her) Okay, I'm issues girl. (Still staring)

I'll go and... ... ....Return this book. (She takes the book and

goes into office with Giles)

( Cordeila and Xavier look at each other)

Cordeila- What did Angel do know?

Xavier- I don't know.

(Xander and Willow walk in)

Willow- You know you could have waited.

Xavier- What for you two to do the monkey dance?

Willow- Why not? It's not like if I gave him one moment of happiness he was going

to turn into a demon-ish vampire. (Angel walks in and Buffy and Giles

walks out of the office) At least I actually make out with my boyfriend.

Here's a weird concept for you Xander... on the bed.

Cordeila- Just because I called Xavier's name it was a mistake.

Xavier- Your mistake... .Your mistake caused me... .

Willow- Selfish mush lover.

Buffy- Everyone calm down.

Angel- Yeah it's just a bunch of mis-understandings.

Buffy- I hope you wasn't talking about us too you.... vampire!

ANGEL- You know everytime we get into fight, you always remind me that I'm a vampire.

Cordeila- Hello you nearly kill all of us, you are a vamp.

Buffy- Shut up Cordeila! Do you always have to be right?

(Ms.Calendar Walks in the room very angry)

Ms.Calendar- You know what Rupert! I know your a clean freak at times but this is the last and I do mean last straw! I'm not going to do this checklist every time I go out!

(Storms out)

(Everyone looks at Giles)

Giles- So? Jenny wait.

(The girls give the guy sour looks and then walk out of the library)

Angel- Gentleman we are in trouble.

Xander- You think.

Xavier- Something you have trouble with.


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