The Girls Are Mad at the Boys: Prologue
by Kaiman Lycurgus
(Angel was awake but not by his own accord)

(Buffy was talking in her sleep)

Buffy- Big vampires....Barbie world in my barbie girl... Pain and plastic it's fantasic... I love my new boots...

Angel- Buffy.. .Wake up.. .Vampires...

Buffy- (She wakes up) What? Where? Who? Angel, what's wrong?

Angel- You woke me up.

Buffy- O.k. I was in dream land and I did this how.

Angel- You were talking in your sleep.

Buffy- Yeah right.

Angel- You were.

Buffy- Angel, I don't talk in my sleep.

Angel- Something about being barbie in your barbie world. Pain and plastic it being fantasic.

Buffy- I don't even like that song Angel.

Angel- Whatever?

(Buffy looked dumbfounded)

(Xander and Cordeila were in the car making out)

Cordeila- Oh yes....Right there baby... OH Xavier...

(Xander stopped dead in his tracks.) What?

Xander- The name is Xander, not Xavier. I know.

You just yell at Xavier's name while I was satisfiying you.

Cordeila- No i didn't.

Xander- Your right. Sorry.

Cordeila- (They keep on kissing) Oh Xander that feels so good. (Xander goes down her neck) OH Xavier!

Xander- (Stops cold) What!

Cordeila- I mean... .Xavier couldn't do it better if he tried.

Xander- You lust after him.

Cordeila- I don't.

Xander- You do. (Looks in the back and sees a leather threnchcoat) This is

Xavier's.

(Cordeila eyes widened)

(Willow and Xavier are making out in her bed)

Willow- Xavier... OH Xavier... .

(She turns him over and starts kissing down his neck)

Xavier- Wow. You are definately good at this.

Willow- We already sex once, this is usually what happens after it. Unless, I'm doing it wrong.

Xavier- No your doing it right.

(They start kissing madly and she rips of his shirt. HE takes off hers)

(He looks to see that Willow was wearing no bra)

Willow- They were all in the wash.

Xavier- Sure they would.

Willow- What you don't believe me? (Puts on puppy dog look)

Xavier- No honey I believe you.

Willow- (She pounce on him) Sucker. (They wrestler on the bed and then Xander

comes in)

Xander- Just great sword boy. First you corrupt my girlfriend and now your beginning to corrupt my best friend. Is there anyone else you want like my mother?

(Before hand Willow and Xavier jump under the covers)

Willow- Xander. What the heck are you doing here?

Xander- Cordeila kept calling out your name over and over again. So I left.

Tonight was going to be special.

Xavier- One year birthday of you always doing it in enclosed spaces.

(Willow smiled a little bit)

Xander- So Cordeila seems to be taking care of your jacket very well.

(Willow eyes buldges out as Xander left the room on that point)

Willow- You what?!

Xavier- Is something wrong honey?


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