Buffy Show Tune: Buffy Show Tune
by Jaded
FEEDBACK- Yes, please, please, please...
NOTE- imagine this with an upbeat show tune in the background... also I wrote this a few episodes in to the 7th season, so keep that in mind...

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My life just wasn't complete
I felt I just couldn't be me...
I was so empty inside...
Consumed by a hole a couldn't fill or hide...

But then came James Marsters,
and he has my heart, sir...
So as far as know,
Buffy's my favorite show...

okay, so maybe - some scenes are kinda' shady
and Spike's hair is kinda' wavy - but he's still my baby...
But he loves Buffy
Man, she's so lucky
You know if he loved me
I wouldn't be grumpy!

Because he's played by James Marsters
and he has my heart, sir
So forever, you know...
Buffy's my favorite show...

(IMAGINE IT SLOW DOWN HERE - GETS A LITTLE SAD)
... But then came the night...
Spike did something not right
~to Buffy
He had to run
He couldn't face what he'd done...
~to Buffy...

THEN HE GOT BACK HIS SOUL...
HE GOT BACK HIS SOUL
HE GOT BACK HIS SOUL....

(BACK TO UPBEAT TUNE)
So now he's insane -
from the murders he commited
hey who could blame - him
it wasn't his fault that he did it

It just doesn't seem like he can win
Buffy should love him
Man if he loved me
I wouldn't be grumpy!

Because he's played by James Marsters
and he has my heart, sir
So forever, you know,
Buffy will be my favorite show...
Some people think that I'm weird, but I don't care
God bless Buffy the Vampire Slayer!
(MUSIC SOARS)



The end


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