Band Candy - The Time Warp: Band Candy - The Time Warp
by Wish
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This story is dedicated to Erica. Without her I would never have even seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Long live the lips!
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Interior Shot: The Bronze
BUFFY LOOKS around at the Candy-Affected ADULTS
Buffy: Let's do the Time Warp again.
**CUT**
A Candy Affected MAN HEARS her idea.
Man: Good idea, Babe!
BUFFY's look of disgust turns into fear as the Dingos SWITCH from their song to "The Time Warp"--made infamous by the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Willow: Um...I'm guessing this isn't going to be good.
ADULTS GATHER on the Bronze's dance floor dressed in strangely colored tuxedos, led by two MEN and one WOMAN dressed in black corsets, fish net stockings and high heels with very heavy make-up.
Music: It's just a jump to the left!
Buffy: I've got a feeling you're right, Will. A bad feeling.
Both GIRLS GULP in unison as the TRANSYLVANIANS take a JUMP to the left.
Music: And then a step to the right!
The DANCERS STEP, a few falling over, CLUTCHING their hips.
Willow: This is...
Buffy: More terrifying then the Judge, The Master, and Acathla rolled into one?
Willow: I was going to go with scary, but that works better.
Suddenly a MAN WALKS out from off-stage wearing a red corset, high heels, and a feather boa. Another MAN in a wheel chair, WHEELS in front of the GIRLS. One of the MEN in a corset YELLS to the MAN in the wheelchair.
Man in Corset: Doctor Scott!
Toilet paper is THROWN, and the GIRLS duck.
Dr. Scott: Brad!
The New MAN YELLS to the other MAN.
New Man: Rocky!
Rocky (the other man):Ugh.
The Blond WOMAN YELLS to the new man.
Blond Woman: Doctor Frank 'N Ferter! Brad!!
BRAD GIVES her a shocked look.
Brad: Janet!
Dr. Scott: Brad!
Dr. Frank 'N Ferter: Rocky!
Rocky: Ugh.
WILLOW and BUFFY EXCHANGE looks.
Buffy: I don't remember it being quite like that...
Lead Characters Sing: But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane!
WILLOW looks like she's about to scream and BUFFY HOLDS a hand in front of the Hacker's eyes.
Buffy: Don't look!
All of the Candy Affected ADULTS in the club DOES the Pelvic Thrust An OLD MAN THRUSTS against BUFFY and finds she has PUNCHED his dentures across the room.
Every Candy Affected Adult: Let's do the Time Warp again!
They all FALL down then calmly GET UP and WALK away as the band SWITCHES back to their song.
WILLOW peeks through BUFFY'S fingers.
Willow: Is it over?
BUFFY'S eyes are CLENCHED shut and she's SHIVERING
WILLOW TAPS her on the shoulder.
Willow: It's okay now.
Buffy:Are you sure?
WILLOW GLANCES around.
Willow: Yep.
BUFFY UNCLENCHES her eyes and LOOKS around fearfully. Everything is back to its abnormalness.
WILLOW and BUFFY LOOK at the floor, covered with toilet paper. They slowly LOOK at each other.
Buffy: Let's never speak of this again.
Willow: Repress?
Buffy: For eternity.
They're SILENT for a moment, LOOKING around, THINKING.
Willow: Maybe there's a reunion in town or a Billy Joel tour or something!
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