Be Careful What You Wish For: Part Two
by Pioneer Grrrl
I own nothing but my ideas. Joss Whedon owns all of BTVS, and David B. owns himself. I was inspired by the Mork & Mindy episode "Mork's Mixed Emotions", where Mork's develops several personalities, and must reccive assistance to restore every thing back to order. Due to some mild swearing, this story is rated PG-13. Thanks to Catgirl for the informal encuragement. I would love feedback about this story!!!
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Part Two
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Blocking his exit were his alter egos, Angelus and Angel, the latter getting a rather savage beating. It was among the strangest things that David had seen in his life. he thought, considering whether or not to intervene. Despite the apparent weirdnesss, theese characters did pay his bills. Seeing as how Angelus had yet to attack him, he decided that it would probaly be a safe move.
"HE-L-L-L-P!!"Angel exclaimed, nearly missing a sharp blow to the jaw. "You...you're the actor who plays us.. .you've got to..." The ensolued Demon was sharply cut off by an enraged Angelus, who gripped his neck in a powerfull head lock. Ready to intervene, David jumped into the fight, prying Angelus off. Mysteriously, he was not afflicted when the antagonist clawed him with a swift move. For reasons unkonwn, David was immune to any injuries inflicted on him by televsion characters. Using this to his advantage, the actor preppared for round two with the psychotic character, deterimed to do what was needed so order could be restored.
"David. you've got to find a way to stop Angelus...he..."Angel's statements were cut short by a violent blow to the neck. While vampires could not soley be stoppped by head injuries (except beheadings) Angelus certainly considered it entertaining. Angry at his 'soft' side, Angelus wanted nothing short than total world domination. Life was soo much more easier before most people of either gender could read...education made everybody less likely to trust blood thirsty tyrants---living OR dead.
"SHUT THE HELL UP YOU LITTLE WUSS!WE COULD'VE RULED THE WORLD, BUT NOO---YOU JUST HAD TO GO AND FALL IN LOVE WITH WOMEN WHO COULD READ, WRITE, VOTE AND HOLD PROPERTY!!YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO YOUR GENERATION, AND YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFULL THAT WE OFFED OUR PARENTS...THEY'D BE ASHAMED IF THEY COULD SEE YOU TODAY!"
"...You've got to find something that will prove Angelus will be resouled, Untill you can do that, he'll continue to belive that he will dominate the show. Untill that time, I'm also trapped while he goes about in a homicidal, raping rampage. This isn't anyway to write a good show!!!"
"What do I look for....a script..company memo....a book!" David exclaimed. This was getting much stranger by the hour, and he still hadn't gotten over the shock that he was having a conversation with a character of his. This was definetly not something that was included in the BTVS contract.
"Yes, you've got to find anything that will reveal the future storyline. Just read the generaly summary aloud, and that will break his evil hold on the storyline....please hurry!"
Keeping one eye trained on the struggling duo, David quckly scanned the room for any traces of a curse breaker. Although he could not feel Angelus's wrath, Angel certainly could---giving the task imediate urgency. After an imagined eternity, David's eyes rested on a manuscript that Joss had mistakenly left behind. Absolutely certain that it has the plot in question, he hurriedly began thumbing through the pages, searching for anything that could be of use. With great relief, he had finaly found the desired passage.
"YOU'LL NEVER REGAIN YOUR PLACE IN THE PLOT LINE...THE VIEWING AUDIENCE WANTS ME....NOT SOME WIMP WHO HAS CONSENUAL SEX WITH WOMEN.....I'LL NEVER BE VANQUISHED FROM THE SCRIPT!!" cackled, the demon as he prepared to pummel his oppent. Ever since he had been cursed, he was quielty waiting for the day when he would regin supreme. Unlike others, he did not care if the show lost any portion of viewers----he just wanted to wreak havoc on anything that resembled humanity and kindess. Privately, he was gratefull to the writers for killing off Ms Calendar, even Giles devserved better than some castrating bitch, and he was happy to havr put her in her place. If there was one thing Angelus hated, it was an intellegent woman. he mused, recalling how she was consistently written to be the bimbo in distress. She appeared to fit the bill perfectly. With that though, an odd smile cracked from Angelus's face---he was very proud of being a dirty old man.
"Oh yeah...I don't think so.You're going down buster!!" David shouted as he began to read the comming plot line aloud, sounding just like Anthony Stewart Head's character for a brief moment. "Hear it and weep!!" comanded the gen-xer.
"NOOOO!!" Angelus screamed, "THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!! I WON'T BE RECONFINED!!!AAAAGGGGHHH" Angelus finshed, emitting a strange gutteral sound before being enveloped into (the now healed) Angel. A brief and beautifull lightshow followed, and then Angel disolved into David's body.
"Thank you..."Angel trailed off, fading into David's abdomen, his voice barely a whisper.
"Sure thing...he called back, wisely decidng to keep theese events to himself. It had been one very strange night, and he was ready to go home.
THE END
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