Keep the dress: 1
by goolcap
Summary; I always wonder exactly why Snyder let Buffy back into school rather than just going to the Mayor for help when Giles threatened him. So here's a little idea, largely inspired by Bill Clinton. Anyone else rather disturbed by that famous picture of Michelle Tractenberg sitting on his lap?
Spoilers/Timeline; beginning of season 3,slightly before Angel returned.
Rating; definitely R
Pairing; Buff/Snyder
Disclaimer; these characters belong solely to Mutant Enemy productions and not me and this is a non-profit fic
Distribution; take what you like
Feedback; goolcaptain@aol.com
Inspired by the original at http://www.buffysmut.com/hardlessons.html and if you need a happy ending to that you can find it at http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=16765
Some have asked why these old stories are reappearing, answer is I'm putting in links and that puts them to the top of the
Now if you liked this, if you're over 18 and VERY open minded you can out what the pair really got up to at http://resource.adultfanfiction.net/authors.php?no=7021

Keep the dress!

"You wanted to see me?"
"Yes Miss Summers. Come around to this side of the desk"
Buffy looked puzzled but obeyed him, walking round until she was standing just in front of him, their knees practically touching. She felt him undressing her with his eyes and it made her feel vaguely uncomfortable.
"As I've let you back into this school I think you should really do something for me, don't you?"
"Uh, yeah, I suppose" he was still looking at her in THAT way. It suddenly occurred to her what that 'something' just might be. "Now wait a minute!"
"On your knees" he said quietly.
"I..."
"ON YOUR KNEES!"
She bent down until she was keeling before him.
*
He lay there gasping as she calmly dressed, refastening her wonderbra, rebuttoning her blouse and adjusting the knee socks of her Britney Spears style schoolgirl outfit. She considered the fact that he'd given her this particular present a clear explanation of his career choice. That and the lacy white babydolI nightie outfit he'd bought her. "I can always give the teddybear to Dawn" she mused.
She checked herself over in the wall mirror. The whole teen nymphet thing did look kinda cute though, both costumes made her feel very feminine and obviously did the business for the boys. She decided to keep them both in case Scott was into dressing up. She wondered where they could rent him an Arab sheikh's outfit? She'd really enjoyed that Rudolph Valentino film he'd taken her to.
"S...same time next week!" he managed at last.
She smiled "Ah, no"
"No?"
"This has been quite fun, more than anyone could have thought but no, I've someone else now"
Snyder fumed "Well, I hope he likes visiting you at the unemployment line You're expelled!"
Buffy reached into her schoolbag and brought out the video camera she had concealed there. "Hope you like it in prison. I won't be 18 until next month and that's the age of consent in California"
Snyder blanched. "GIVE ME THAT TAPE!"
She shook her head. "Wouldn't do you any good" She lifted up her short blue miniskirt to reveal the heart like shape of her white cotton panties. "It's called DNA. We learnt about it in biology. I think I've got more of it on my clothes than you've got left in your body"
He genuinely did resemble a trapped rat. "GIVE ME YOUR PANTIES!"
She laughed "As if you haven't kept enough pairs of them already! I've got a dozen more just like them at home. Do you think I'll be good on the witness stand? Poor little helpless Buffy all alone in the principal's office when he forces himself upon her. They might make a TV movie about it. I could be played by Tori Spelling?" she asserted brightly.
He sat speechless. She gave him a saucy wink. "I'm NOT expelled and from now on you stay away from me and mine. And Giles says he could use a bigger budget for the library. Got it?"
He nodded, dumbstruck. Her Slayer senses recognised the sound of her mother's car pulling up outside.
He watched her go, slumped in his chair, unmoving, totally drained of energy and authority.
"And they say kids don't learn anything in school these days!" she remarked grabbing her coat and slamming the door behind her.


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