Axel's Arean, season 2.: Season Finnal.
by axel
I own none of the Buffy people.
AXEL.
Hello folks, welcome to the season finally. As you know Willow is going to make her choice
tonight. But first I'd like to talk to Tara, and Kenny. Tara, let's start either you. I know this has
been hard for you. What's going though your head right now?

TARA.
Well it's been a hard year, As I guess you know. I was mad, and hurt. Part of me understands
why Willow, and Kenny did it. This isn't like they just cheated. They had feelings, that they
had to just drop, because I was back. So I get that, but to be honest, part of me, hated
them both. But after tonight, I hope we can all move on.
But I think Willow should choice me.

AXEL.
Well, I hope things work out, somew how. Kenny, what's your thoughts?

KENNEDY.
God, I don't know what to say. Tara, I'm sorry you got hurt. I wish things had worked out different.
But I'd be lying, if I said I didn't want Willow.

AXEL.
Well, it's time for the moment of truth. Willow, if you'd please?

WILLOW.
(Walking on the stage) God, this is hard. Kenny, what can I say. In some ways you saved me.
After Tara died, I didn't want to live. (Tara starts to cry) I wanted to just give up. But this bratty
little girl wouldn't let me. Kenny, I will always love you. And that's why this is so hard. (Tara
looks up, in surprise) But Tara's my soul mate. I can't leave her. (turning to Tara) I'm sorry baby.
I don't deserve it, but please take (before she can finish, Tara hugs her).

TARA.
Of coarse. I love you Willow.

Everyone gets teary eyed.

AXEL.
Kenny, I know this is hard, but do you have anything to say?

KENNEY.
(Fighting back tears) I uh, I just want you to be happy Willow. (Kenny tries to run off stage, but
Willow stops her)

WILLOW.
Wait, this isn't working. Today's supposed to be prefect. (She smile, an strange smile) But it's not,
because of you.

KENNY.
What?

WILLOW.
We should all be happy, but your crying, and all teary, it's bringing us all down.

KENNDEY.
How can you say this?

WILLOW.
Because it's true. That's why I made sure you get what you deserve.

KENNEDY.
Will, your scaring me.

WILLOW.
Ha ha, don't be scared silly. This is a happy day. Look at the curtain.

Kenny looks at the curtain, and Willow runs out, and hugs her. (Wait, Willow's on stage, all
ready, isn't' she?

WILLOW 2.
Oh baby, I missed you, It's really you!

AXEL.
What the hell? Two Willows?

KENNEDY.
What's happening?

WILLOW.
It's an early birthday present.

KENNEDY.
What is this, a clone, or something? (She pushes the other Willow, away)Is that what
you think I want. I want you!

WILLOW.
It is me, sort of. See, it's me, from another dimension. I got the idea, wile reading Slayerfest's
story. So I looked though worlds, where I had a double. It took awhile, but I found the right one.
I think I should let her tell the rest.

WILLOW 2.
I never knew anyone named Tara. I learned I was gay, when I got a crush on Buffy. But since
she was all, with the straight, It didn't work. I just accepted that I'd always be alone. But
then I met you. (Touches Kenny's face) My sweet girl. I loved you so much. But six mouths
ago, you were killed, in battle. (Crying) I wanted to go with you. I just gave up. But then me,uh,
other me came. She said she was from another world. And if I went back with her, I could see
you again. I didn't even have to think.

KENNEDY.
(Too Willow 1) Is this real?

WILLOW.
It's real.

KENNEDY.
(Runs'and hugs her) Thank you, so much!

WILLOW 2.
Hey, where's my hug, young lady?

KENNEDY.
(Runs, and kisses Willow 2.0 Uh, don't worry, you'll get more than a hug.

WILLOW 2.
I love you so much!

WILLOW.
There, now it's a prefect day. (she goes, and kisses Tara, and everyone tears up)

BEER GOOD.
Steve, are you crying?

STEVE AUSTIN.
(Wiping the tear) No man, I just got beer in my eye.

WILLOW.
This is so great, we're all happy, and it's like I have a twin sister now.

WILLOW 2.
And hey, if we get boird, we can swap, without the wives knowing (Tara, and Kenny give her
a look) Kidding, you know funny, and stuff.

AXEL.
What a show. Folks, I think we've turned a corner. It's not about violents. It's about love.
I think this is a new day, and (suddenly a box is bought on stage, and opened, to show a
glowing ball) Why is there a glowing bowling ball, on my stage?

Suddenly Timan, and the trio run on stage. with Wonka in a trance (and slave outfit)

TIMAN.
Axel, how could you not invite me, to the show.

AXEL.
Because I don't hate the audiences. Damn Wonka, your fine girl. HEY WAIT, WHY ARE
YOU WITH HIM?

WARREN.
She's under my control.

AXEL.
of coarse, that's the only way you can get laid.

WARREN.
I'd shut up, if I were you.

WILLOW.
Warren, I'm glad your alive. I get to kill you again (She waves her hand, but nothing happens) What's
wrong?

WARREN.
It's the glowing ball. See, wile it's in the room, you can't use your powers, and you slayer bitch, is
powerless to.

KENNEDY.
Well, I still have skills. And I think I can Handel a few nerds.

WARREN.
Can you Handel this, dyke.

AXEL.
TIMAN, YOU BOUGHT THE TRIO! WHAT THE HELL, THEY SUCK! THERE THE REASON BUFFY
GOT CANCELD! THEY WERE HORIBLE VILLAINS, AND THEY WEREN'T FUNNY, THEY WERE
JUST STUPID! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARDED ON ANDREW! HE SOULD HAVE BEEN
KILLED, NOT ANYA, EVEN HE KNEW THAT! AND AFTER WE HEARD BUFFY, AND WILLOW
WERE GOING TO BE ON THE LAST SEASON OF ANGEL, WE JUST GOT DUMB ASS
ANDREW, I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK!

TIMAN.
It's over Axel, the show is mine.

AXEL.
I can't believe this! I gave you chance, after chance, why is you doing this?

TIMAN.
(Suddenly angry) WHY, YOU KNOW WHY! BECAUSE YOU PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
WHAT WE HAD, IT WAS THE BEST TIME OF MY LIFE, AND YOU WON'T EVEN ADDMITE IT
HAPPED! (Everyone looks in shock) How could you?

AXEL.
Is that it? Look Timan, I'm sorry if I hurt you, and I'm not saying I don't treasure those days,
but that's not me, anymore.

BEER GOOD.
Oh my God!

TIMAN.
NO, you don't forget that, not what we had. It was the greatest time, of my life. You, Me, the
other guys!

KENNEDY.
Other guys?

TIMAN.
I've never felt that way, again. Yeah, I know we were only seven.

WILLOW.
Good Lord!

TIMAN.
But I still knew it was right. And those nights by the camp fire, that sweet creamy taste.

AUSTIN.
I so don't want to hear this.

AXEL.
Timan, I'm sorry, but it's not worth this, you.

TIMAN.
YES, IT IS! IF YOUR A COWARD, AND WON'T ADMIT IT, I WILL. WORLD, I'M PROUD TO
SAY, I WAS IN THE BOY SCOUTS! AND SO WAS AXEL!

AXEL.
GUYS' I CAN EXPLAIN, I WAS YOUNG, I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER, I.

BEER GOOD.
WAIT! BOYSCOUTS, THAT'S IT?

TIMAN.
Well what did you think I meant?

BEER GOOD.
Well, it kind of sounded like you were gay.

TIMAN.
Gay? were not gay.

BEER GOOD.
But you talked about that sweet creamy taste.

TIMAN.
Yeah smores. Axel made good smores. Get you mind out of the gutter Beer.

WARREN.
Moving on, I have my own score to settle. I'm glad we have to Willows After I kill Tara,
again.

WILLOW.
No!

WARREN.
And kill Kenny.

WILLOW.
No, not again!

WARREN.
I can rape you guys to death.

TIMAN.
Warren, I don't think I'm comfortable, with rape. And I don't want to kill anyone. Well Maybe
Axel.

WARREN.
SHUT UP. I don't need you, anymore! (He shoots Timan, and he falls) As a matter, of fact, I
don't need you guys. (He shoots Andrew, and Jonathan. Steve moves toward him) Go head
punk, you gonna stun a bullet? Back up! (looking at Willow.) Stupid lesbo bitch! Did you think
you could just do that to me? So I killed Tara, so what. She's an ugly fat bitch, anyway, I did
her a favor. How do it feel to be helpless, bitch. At the mercy of a crazy person.

I'll make a deal. I'm going to kill you anyway, and the other you. But I'll spare everyone else.
But you have to, in front of the camera, you have to suck my dick.

AXEL.
You dirty mother fucker.

WARREN.
(Clicks the gun) keep talking, slappy. Go on bitch, get to it!

Willow glares at him, with total disgust, but moves down.

TARA.
Will, please don't. It's not worth it.

WILLOW.
I can't let you die. (She starts to unbutton his pants, when the wall crashes in, and Beavis, and
Butt Head ride a tractor threw the wall, and destroy the glowing ball.

BUTT HEAD.
Uh, it like wasn't are fault. It was uh, Bin Laden, and stuff.

BEAVIS.
Yeah yeah, Have you Forgotten.

Warren tries to shoot Will, but she waves her hand, and the gun disappears.

WARREN.
Will, it was a joke. Come on, I was just playing.

WILLOW, WILLOW 2.
(both girls eyes, and hair turns black) Borid now. (They raise him in the air, and he screams,
in pain)

AXEL.
WAIT, DON'T KILL HIM! (Axel whispers something to Willow, and she waves her hand, and
Warren disappears)

WARREN.
Where the hell, am I?

MAN.
Welcome to club dead sir. Do you know what day it is?

WARREN.
It's Thursday, why?

Just then a bunch of naked truck drivers walk up.

TRUCKER.
Hey good looking. I think your going to be the clown today.

They pull Warren into a barn, and as the scene fades, we hear squeal like a pig.
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Axel, Beer Steve, and Wonka (she's out of the trance, and the slave outfit, DAMN) watch
them load Timan into the ambulance. (The Willows, and there girl friends have left)

DRIVE.
He's lost a great deal of blood, and there's brain damage. I'm sorry, but he's never going to
wake up from this.

AXEL.
Thanks doc. (They drive off) You know their wrong, don't you?

WONKA.
Oh yeah, he'll be up, by next season, trying to take over the show.

BEER GOOD.
Yeah, we're never getting rid of him.

AXEL.
Well, it's be a great season folks. We said we'd break all the rules, and I think we did.
Now a special treat. I have reunited one of the greatest bands, of all time. All the ordinal
members, including Axle Rose. That's right, GUNS, N, ROSES!

BEER GOOD.
Axel, this is a wed site, they can hear them play.

AXEL.
Oh FUCK!













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