ONE FINE DAY: harry and nikki
by wicca Phantom Stallion
“IMPEDIMENTA!” Harry bellowed, as he blindly chased Snape past the Gryffindor hourglass. His jinx hit the hourglass, and rubies went spilling everywhere, and sent Snape slipping and sliding on them.
Harry went blind with rage. The creature in the pit of his stomach that roared with anger every time he saw Snape, triumphed. He had him. After all this time, Harry finally had the man who had cost his parents their lives. He did the only thing he could think of, which was a bellow of “AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!”
Snape withered on the ground and stopped moving. I did it… I killed Snape! Harry thought. Now to tell Dumble- “LIKE OMG WTF!” that wasn’t Snape! It was buffy the vampire slayer!! Oops….”
“Harry!!!! OMG LIKE WTF!! I wanted to kill her—I mean um good job!” said Hermionie.
Unofrtunatly, that was the precise moment Spike entered the room.
“OMG LIKE WTF!!” he screamed.
“AVADA KEDAVRA AVADA KEDAVRA WHAT THE HELL WHY DOESN’T IT WORK!!!!” All Harrys killing curses were bounding off him!
“I am a vampire smartass….”
“Oh…right… CRAP!!! EVERYONE RUN AHHHHH—
“SILENCIO!” Hermione said.
“Finally he shuts up” said Ginny.
Then, wicca witch nikki entered the room and goes up to Brendon the pwnage bus driver who no one really realized was there…and says “ YO FOO WHY DIDN U HEALP MAYN!!!”
“╣ֲ׆ê৒䡝ȡ4펊,” Brendon swore in Fairy language... they got me...
That was my first fic, so don’t be too harsh please! R&R please
I updater soon, next chappie will be good *evil laugh* MUAHAHA



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