Stange Love.: Strange Love.
by axel
I own none of the Buffy people.
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Ok this is really messed up, but hopfuly funny

Andrew sits, Indian style, in a circle. Willow is standing over him. Also in the room is Kennedy,
and Jonathan. (Wait, did I say Jonathan? He's dead, right?)

WILLOW.
Ok Andrew, are you really sure this is what you want?

ANDREW.
(Looking at Jonathan) More than anything. I'm so sorry I killed you.

JONATHAN.
It's all right. I know the First tricked you. Besides if the hadn't found that ring, that gave you a wish,
I wouldn't be here. And now, what your doing for me. For us.

ANDREW.
Willow, I'm ready.

WILLOW.
(Looks at Kenny, as she shrugged her shoulders) Ok, here we go.

Willow starts to chant, and Andrew begins to glow. After a moment, the glow stops, but
Andrew is gone. In his place is a small, but pretty, blond girl, wearing his clothes.

GIRL.
Did it work?

WILLOW.
Yes, your a girl.

GIRL ANDREW.
We did it, Johnny! (He, well uh, she runs to Jonathan, and kisses him)

JOHNATHAN.
Oh baby, this is the happiest day, of my life! I love you Andrew!

GIRL ANDREW.
Wait, I can't have a name like Andrew, anymore. I need a woman's name. Call me, Leya.

KENNEDY.
(Putting her head, in her hands) Oh Good Lord.

JOHNATAN.
I can't wait till we're married! (To Willow, and Kenny) You both are invited, of coarse. It's a
Lord of the Rings, theam.

WILLOW.
Of coarse. But we may be busy, you know, fighting evil, and all.

JONATHAN.
Oh, it's cool. Thank you so much. Your wonderful.

KENNEDY.
Can I ask a question? Why did you have to do this? If your in love, why not just be together.

JOHNATAN.
I'm not marring a DUDE! Please!

LEYA.
Yeah, we're straight, thank you! Oh Honey, I have to go, and buy some new clothes. I was thinking
sun dresses.

JOHNATAN.
Oh, of coarse. Let's go. Thanks again, ladies.

WILLOW.
Well, I guess we did a good, if a little weird thing. Now I need to get very drunk!

KENNEDY.
Oh, I'm going to need more that alcohol, to forget that.




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