Axel's Arean, season 2.: Old Familar Feeling.
by axel
I own none of the Buffy people.

AXEL.
Hi folks.
Well it's been a week, and I've not heard from Timan. I guess he must be scared. But the
challenge is still up. In the meantime, the show must go on.

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. But not when you deny it. My guest
tonight are the starts of the now canceled show, Port Charles. A show people have accused
of ripping off Buffy. So their here to answer these charges. (Siting there, is a man with long
black hair, dressed like a rock star. A woman with black hair, and a man, and woman, both
with blond hair.) Please welcome my guest. Caleb Morley, Olivia Lock, Rafe Kovich, and
Alison Barinton.

CALEB.
The pleasure is all your.

AXEL.
Mister Morley. Your a vampire. Some have said your a rip off, of Spike. What do you have to
say?

CALEB.
That's a bunch of crap. I'm much more interesting, than him. For one thing, I have my own rock
band. He doesn't. (Your lying Caleb! The show does rip off Buffy. Lying is a sin) SHUT UP
MICHAEL! I'M SICK OF YOUR WHINNIG!

AXEL.
Is he arguing with himself?

OLIVIA.
You have to forgive my Caleb. He has split personality. He thinks he has a brother named
Michael, who's a priest. Some times he dresses up in a priest uniform.

AXEL.
And your still with him?

OLIVIA.
He's my destiny.

AXEL.
So he's two people. Sort of like the Ben/Glory thing?

RAFE.
Hey now. We take pride, in being are own show.

AXEL.
Is that right, Rafe, the Vampire Slayer?

RAFE.
HEY! I'm a guy, so not ripping off Buffy.

CALEB/MICHAEL.
(Tell the truth, save your souls) SHUT UP, GOD BOY!

Caleb begins choking himself, as Axel looks on, in disbelief.

ALLISON.
Hey, I want to me an Oompa Loompa, Rafe.

RAFE.
Honey, I'm doing something.

ALISON.
(jumping up, and down, like a child) I wanna meet one!

AXEL.
Ok, back to point.

ALISON.
I WANNA MEET AN OOMPA LOOMPA!!!!

RAFE.
Honey, here, go play with this nerf ball, wile I talk to the nice man, Ok?

ALISON.
(Runing with the ball, singing) I gotta nerf ball, I got a nerf ball.
AXEL.
You really picked a winner, Rafe. So we have a town, with Slayers, Vampires,
Werewolf's, Witches. Caleb, and Livie kind of remind me of Spike, and Dru.
Sorry, but it looks like.

CALEB.
That' it Axel. I'm going to kill you!

Caleb tries to get Axel. but grabs his own hand.

CALEB/MICHAEL.
(No Caleb! I won't let you hurt anyone else!) GO TO HELL MICHAEL! THIS IS THE LAST
TIME! (NO CALEB! ONE SOUL! YOU KILL ME, YOU KILL YOURSELF) NO, I WILL
SURVIVE!

AXEL.
Ok this is to weird. Goodnight.

KATE LOCKLEY.
(Running in, with a gun) HEY, I'M NOT DONE TALKING!


















































































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