Axel's Arean, season 2.: Moment Of Truth.
by axel
I own none of the Buffy people.

OFFICER.
It's time you came with us, Mister Osbourne.

AXEL.
Wait! We know who killed Faith! It was Darrel Epps, he said he was going to do it, at his
interview. We have it on tape, and everything!

OFFICE.
Yeah, we saw that. And we questioned him, he's clean. He has an alibi.

AXEL.
Can anyone confirm that?

OFFICER.
No, but he said he was at a Vanilla Ice concert. We saw the ticket, it was the only one, sold.
And it's bad enough, that he went. Nobody would pretend to go to a Vanilla Ice show. Not even to save there own lives.

BEER GOOD.
He's got a point.

OFFICER.
So, since we have no other leads, and were under pressure, We're arresting you.

STONE COLD.
Not so fast. I have a witness, that saw the whole thing.

OFFICER.
What witness?

FAITH.
(Steeping out of the shadows) Me.

OFFICER.
WHAT! how, she was killed. And the machine was destroyed?

STONE COLD.
I paid a visit, to my old friend the Undertaker. He use his power, of the dark side, to bring her
back. So Faith, can you point out your killer.

FAITH.
Gladly. (She points at Axel, as the room gasps. But then she moves her finger, to Spike) That's
him!

SPIKE.
What, no! She's lying!

FAITH.
Give it up, vampire. You see, I was coming home, and found the Ommpa Lommpas dead, and
I heard a noise. I turned, and saw Spike, put the ax, in my head.

AXEL.
You bastard! You killed her, and framed me, why?

SPIKE.
Why. You want to know why. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? THIS IS WHY! (He puts a
tape, in the VCR)

SPIKE.
(On Tape) Rose? Where are you Rose?

SPIKE
I got drunk, on New Years. My friends talked me, into it. And I didn't have a soul then. But,
it doesn't matter, cause this poofter finds the tape, and show the whole bloody world!
I can't go anywhere, without some jackass, saying, (Mocking) Rose. WE'LL FUCK THAT!
So yeah, I framed him. And' I'd do it again!

OFFICER.
Take him away, boys.

LYLA MORGAN.
Hold on, I don't think so. I'm his bawler, and he'd not going anywhere.

OFFICER.
He killed Miss Lehane.

MORGAN.
Really, cause she seems alive, to me. If she's not dead, there's no crime.

AXEL.
WAIT! He does this, and he gets off, Scott free?

FAITH.
Oh, I wouldn't say that. (She walks over, and begins beating Spike, to a bloody pulp)

BEER GOOD.
Damn, that must hurt.

AXEL.
Well, at least I'm cleared, and we can get back to normal. (Suddenly, Skylerbot, and
Wonkabot, walk by)

WONKABOT.
I'm glad you OK Axel. I am Gay.

SKYLER.
Mother fucker. Go to Hell.

AXEL.
OK, when did they get replaced by robots?
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HOURS LATER, AT TIMAN"S HIDEOUT.
SKYLER.
LET US OUT, DICK HEAD, NOW!

TIMAN.
Or you'll what, throw muffins, at me.

WONKA.
You can't get away, with this. My Ommpa Lommpas will find me!

TIMAN.
No, they won't. My secret hideout can't be found, HA HA HA! So, I will control the Arena.
And Axel, will go down. He's had it coming for a wile too (Axel walks in, behind him) He's a control
freak. An asshole. (Mocking) Oh, I'm Axel. I'm the Great One. It's all about me. I like to smell, my
own shit!

WONAK.
Uh, Timan, you might.

TIMAN.
And he has David Lee Roth, and Stone cold, in the Arena? Isn't this about the Buffyverse?
HELLO, DICK!

SKYLER.
Please keep talking.

TIMAN.
And you! Why do you have a job here, anyway? Some Goth, poser, with terets. Oh, and
don't get me started, on his music! Have you ever been on a car ride, with him? Iron Maiden,
Motorhead, Anthrax, Dio, Megadeth! It' 2006, not 1986, asshole, join us! Oh, but it's better, than
Beer Good's taste! (Beer Walks up) I had to listen though six hour, of CCR, as Skynard, with
Him. I tried to put on some Puffy Daddy, and they broke it. I Mean.

AXEL.
Hi Timan.

TIMAN.
I'm talking Axel! Anyway, I (He stops, and turns around) Oh shit.

AXEl.
Next time you hide out. Don't do it, in your basement. (Axel, and Beer, begin beating the hell, out of
him. But he gets away, and makes it to escape pop)

TIMAN.
You win this time, but I'll be back! (He flys off)

AXEL.
What a Dick.

FAITH.
(Breaking down the door) Baby, are you OK.

WONKA.
Your dead.

FAITH.
The Undertaker bought me back. Axel didn't do it, Spike did.

WONKA.
(Hugging her) Oh, Thank God, Your alright! (Turning to Axel) I'm sorry, I didn't believe you.

AXEL.
It's OK, I get it.

FAITH.
Listen Axel. I never meant to hurt you. I mean Your a great guy, really, But this with Wonka,
I mean I'm a surprised, as anybody. But It's how it is.

AXEL.
It's OK. I was hurt, I won't lie. But I just got cleared for murder, and That's what counts. Beside,
I met someone, that help though it. I'd like you to meet her. Come here darling (Out steps
Angelina Jolie)

ANGELINA.
(Kissing Axel) Hey baby. Don't worry about Axel, girls. He's well taken care off.

AXEL.
I think it's time to party.

WONKA.
Son of a BITCH!













































































































































































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