The Xander Gander: March 31st, 2000
by slayerfest
Oh yeah!
My ice cream fell off the cone, so Jonathan bought me a new one. I insisted through my very manly sobbing that he didn’t have to, but he said it was no problem since his clothing line took off and he’s bringing in millions daily.
He’s so cool.

Then a demon came by and Jonathan drowned it in bubblegum ice cream. Then he made the best joke about “two birds with one stone”.
It was so funny. I laughed for so long.
I think I scared Anya when I hugged her and giggled.
In a manly way.

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