Axel's Arean, season 2.: Robotics

by Wonkabar

WONKABOT-
"Hello, audience. I am Wonka, and I am interfacing with Buffybot and April. Hello."

BUFFYBOT-
"Hello Wonka, I'm Buffy. You are gay."

WONKABOT-
"Yes I am. I like working here."

APRIL-
"I am April. Warren made me. Where is he?"

WONKABOT-
"I do not know the current location of Warren."

BUFFYBOT-
"Warren made me, too. Where is Willow, I need some more maintance. Who made you, Wonka?"

WONKABOT-
"I do not know. Let us go find her." The three robots get up and walk off the stage.

DIAMOND DAVE-
"Wonka, hey...Wonka, you're in the middle of an interview."

WONKABOT-
"I am sorry, David Lee Roth. Tell Axel, I will be back at 2130hrs. for the next meeting. I must go find who made me."

AUSTIN-
"Hold on, girl. I need to ask you some more questions."

WONKABOT-
"You can ask me later. I must find who made me." Austin grabs her by the shoulder.

AUSTIN-
"What the fuck do you mean by who made you? AHHHHH!!!!" Wonkbot grabs his wrist and twists it. She then throws him across the room.

WONKABOT-
"I said you can ask me later."

Outside, the real Wonka is climbing out of the large ditch. She sees the Buffybot, April, and the Wonkabot walking out of the studio.

WONKA-
"What the fuck?" Suddenly, a black van pulls up behind her and the door opens. A couple of goons in suits and black sunglasses grabs her and pulls her in. The door slides close.




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