Axel's Arean, season 2.: We're back!
by slayerfest
SLAYERFEST
Hi, all. My name is Slayerfest. I cut a deal with the FCC; they'd let Axel's Arena temporarily back on the air as long as Axel agreed to hire someone with not quite as many violent tendencies. Axel didn't agree, though... I wonder if they've let him out of the straight jacket yet. Oh well, to task! I'm here with guest Ethan Rayne, fresh out of jail and as slimy as ever. Also here is Rupert Giles, but he's only here to punch Ethan every so often. Sorry, FCC... Axel's Arena just isn't Axel's Arena without some amount of violence.

GILES
(punches Ethan in the face. Blood splatters against Slayerfest's face)

SLAYERFEST
(taking out a hanky and wiping her face clean) So, Ethan. Why are you such a slimy bastard?

ETHAN
Because it's fun. (gets punched in the face)

SLAYERFEST
But you always end up getting punched in the face.

ETHAN
Yeah. (gets punched in the face)

SLAYERFEST
So, how was prison?

ETHAN
S'all right. No girls though, so you're looking pretty damn fine. (winks, but possibly due to getting punched in the face)

SLAYERFEST
Thanks. I'm touched.

ETHAN
Want to be?

SLAYERFEST
Oh, fuck it. (pulls out detonator and presses a red button)

ETHAN
(explodes)

GILES
Well now, that's no fun. (leaves set)

SLAYERFEST
Well, that was the short-lived return of Axel's Arena. I'm Slayerfest, and the FCC representative is looking pissed as hell right now, so I'm just going to... run. (Hurtles from the chair just as a man in a suit brandishes an axe in slayerfest's general direction, chasing after her.)

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