Axel's Arean, season 2.: Where Are They Now?
by twinblade
Starts with a close up of…

Twinblade- I got my own segment on this season of Axel’s Arean. A special seven part segment of “Where Are They Now?” I get to interview some of the most memorable characters from Buffy. The villains. However to interview the Master…
(Camera pulls back and we see twin blade is standing on an obsidian island surrounded by a lake of fire.)

Twinblade- …Axel sent me to Hell! (takes deep breath) I’m over it. So I guess I’m looking for the Master amidst this chaos. (looks into lake of fire where souls devour each others flesh by the bloody mouthful and scream pour out of misshapen mouths.)

Twinblade- HELLO IS THERE A HEINRICH JOSEPH NEST IN THERE?

(The master appears behind him)

Master- Right here I am.

Twinblade- wonderful, so you mind if I call you Henry?

Master- Yes very much.

Twinblade- Cool, thanks Henry. So Buffy pretty much choaded you in your last fight. How does that make you feel?

Master (pointing behind Twinblade)- I think they need to talk to you first young man.

(Twinblade turns to see two FCC goons approaching.)

Twinblade- Fuck-me-running.

Goon1- Mr. Blade are you aware of how many regulations your breaking just by showing scenes from the actual hell?

Twinblade- One?

Goon2- Try 85

Twinblade- Holy shit!

Goon2- 86

Twinblade- Are you aware that Axel promised me a cheesecake per interview?

Goon1- We don’t see the relevance.

Twinblade- Well look over there and you’ll see it.

(Goon1 turns around and Twinblade pushes him into lake of fire. Goon1 screams for a short while)

Goon2- 87, and that’s enough out of you. (Goon2 proceeds to taser Twinblade and drags him towards portal back to earth)

Master (laughing) - How does it feel to go down like a choad? Answer me that puny human, how does it feel?

(the Master is laughing so hard he doesn’t see the tendril that grabs his leg and pulls him back into the lake of fire)

Camera Man (off stage) umm how do I get home? Hello… anybody.



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