School of Rock: Chapter Two
by wiccawitchnikki
Chapter Two

It was about four in the afternoon. Mr Schneebly had been answering questions for two hours, and had now dismissed the class. The girls had gone with a woman to find their dormitory, whilst the boys had been given a map and left to their own devices. Ron was holding the map and was leading the group. They had already walked up a huge wooden staircase and down several corridors, and all five were carrying heavy suitcases.

“What is in these things anyway?” Spike moaned.

“I don’t know but if Weasley doesn’t hurry the fuck up his head will be finding out.”

“Shut your stupid mouth Malfoy. Someone else read the map.” Ron threw the map at Harry.

“Well I can’t do it.”

“Oh for goodness sake!” Artemis took the map, glanced at it and stormed off down the corridor.

The others exchanged glares and followed him.

They came to a door with a piece of paper pinned to it.

“It’s got our names on it.” Said Spike, leaning against the door frame.

“Well, we could just stand out here and admire the woodwork, but I’m going inside to see what’s inside this suitcase,”Malfoy said snootily.

He went inside, followed by Artemis and Spike. Harry and Ron stood outside.

“You wanna go in?” Harry asked.

“Only if Malfoy comes out.”

“Ron, we all have to be here for two months, so we are going to have to try to get on with him.”

“Does get on with mean kill?”

“No. Ron, please.”

Ron sighed.

“Ok.”

He picked up his suitcase and went inside, closely followed by Harry.

The room was circular, and had five beds around the outside. Each one had a wardrobe next to it, and a small desk. There were only two beds left, and these were either side of Malfoy.

“No way.” Ron shook his head. Im not sleeping within a mile of that buttmunch.”

“Aww, Weasley learnt a new word! What the fuck is a buttmunch?”

“You are. It’s another word for Bar….”

“Ok Ron, I’ll swap with you.” Artemis picked up his suitcase and walked over to Ron’s bed. Ron moved slowly over to the bed Artemis had offered to swap, watching Malfoy all the way. Unfortunately, due to his eyes being focused on his arch enemy, he didn’t see the suitcase. He fell over it backwards and landed on his back.

The whole room fell silent as everyone looked around to see what the terrific bang had been.

When Malfoy saw, he erupted into laughter.

This was too much for Ron. He got up and stormed over to Malfoy who was now lying on his back laughing. Ron grabbed the nearest object which happened to be a vase of daffodils and launched himself at Malfoy. There was a loud smashing sound and a high pitched scream. Malfoy was lying sprawled across his bed, broken glass and yellow petals all over him. Ron was leaning over him whacking his head with a large book.

It took Harry and Artemis to pull Ron off and Spike, a fully grown vampire to hold Malfoy down.

“You’ll pay for that Weasley! I swear I’ll get you!” Malfoy yelled, before fainting.

There was a short silence.

“Is he ok?”

Harry was still holding Ron back.

“I didn’t do it!” Spike said, stepping clear of the limp body.

“Er, he kinda made a weird thudding sound and is now…out cold.” Artemis said with his head on one size.

“What, so he faints? Stupid little ponce,” Ron growled.

“Ron, you did smash a vase over his head,” Harry reasoned.

“Should we get a nurse or something?” Artemis said.

“I’ll fix it for him,” Ronyelled, lunging at the unconscious Malfoy.

“RON! FUCKING WELL STOP IT!” Harry only just caught him in time.

“Now. I’m going to go and find Hermione and see if she can help us fix this….sticky.. situation.”

Harry turned and made for the door.

“Ron, if I come back and he’s dead you can tell his father why.”

Harry left.

His last comment was enough to stop Ron from launching a third attack.


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