Axel's arean: FIGHT NIGHT!

by axel


I don't own the Josh whedon characters.
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Tara, Kennedy, and Amy walk out of the arean, when Buffy runs up to them.

BUFFY.
What the hell, was that? Have you lost your mind, Tara? How could you do that, to Will? What is your fucking problem?

TARA.
First, of all, take the base, out of your voice, we you speak to me. Second, Willow got what she deseved. Amy was right. Willow's the bad guy. You think, little miss, mind rapiest. shalsh world destroyer, is prefect. I hey, I did to, but I've seen the light. Now, get ready for your match, before something happens to you.

BUFFY.
We're not done! (Buffy walks away. They walk on, and run into Faith.

FAITH.
You know, Tara. I've never met you. But I've seen enough, to know I don't like you. And Kenny I've always liked you. But after tonight. I guess the fans, were right. You are, a total bitch!(Kenny goes to hit, Faith, but Tara stops her.)

TARA.
It's Ok, baby. She's just mad, because there are a few guys, in Afica, she's not screwed yet. Faith, I think you need to stay out of are business.

FAITH.
Or you'll what?

DAVED LEE ROTH.
Hey, Faith, your match is up.

FAITH.
We'll talk Later. (she walks away.)

TARA.
Sooner, that you think, bitch.
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STYLES.
Well, Steve, I can't believe what's happened here tonight. What the hell,s gotten into Tara? She used to be suck a nice girl.

AUSTIN.
Well Joey, I don't know, what that bitches problem is, but I dare say, Willw's going to have something to say, about it, soon, if you get my meaning.

STYLES.
Well ,I think.

AUSTIN.
I mean, she's going to whip her ass! And that's the bottom line!


MICHAEL BUFFER.
LADIES, AND GENTALMEN. IT IS NOW TIME, FOR THE MAIN EVENT. ARE YOU READY (Cheers). ARE YOU RRRRREADY. (Cheers) THEN FOR THE THOUSANDS, IN ATTENDANTS, AND THE MILLONS WATCHING AROUND THE WORLD. LADIES, AND GENTALMEN. LLLLLLLLET GET READY, TO RUMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAALLLLLL! FIRST COMING TO THE RING, FROM BOSTEN MASS. FAITH LEHANE!
AND HER OPPONENT, FROM SUNNYDALE, BUFFY SUMMERS!

AND PLEASE WELCOME ARE SPECIAL GUEST, REF. JOSS WHEDON!

BUFFY.
Are you ready, to go. (Buffy doesn't even get the words out, before Faith punches her, in the face. Then she kicks at her, but Buffy blocks it, and give a kick, of her own. Faith stagers back, but recovers, and kicks her, in the gut, and throws her, into the rope, and gives a spinning kick. Then she goes, for an elbow, but Buffy moves, jumps up, and gives an elbow, of her own. Buffy picks Faith, up, and throws her,into the coner, and begins pounding her. But Faith reverse it, and begins pounding Buffy. Then she pulls out a pair, of bass nuts, and uses them.

BUFFY.
Hey, Joss! She's cheating!

JOSS.
Oh, sorry Buffy, I was distracted, by the DVD, of the Grudge. I didn't see it.(Faith throws Buffy, to the ground, and goes to the top, for a moonsalt. But Buffy moves, and puts a figure four, on Faith. Faith screams, in pain, but manages to break the hold. Then she gets a chair, and hits Buffy.

BUFFY.
Oh, come on, Joss, you had to see that!

JOSS.
Sorry, Buff. I was watching, I know, what you did, last Summer. Gee, I guess bad things happen, when these movies, distacet you, from the Buffy world, don't they? (Faith hits Buffy, from behide, and piledrives her. She goes for the pin, but Buffy kicks out. So Faith puts on, a sleeper hold. Buffy rams her, into the corner, to break he hold, and DDT's her, for the pin. But Faith kicks out. Some Buffy gives her, a Dimond Cutter, and covers her. But she kicks out. Suddenly Faith pulls out, a flame thrower, and uses it.

BUFFY.
OK, YOU HAD TO SEE THAT!

JOSS.
Sorry, I was watching, Crule Intentions, 3. Man this is sure worth putting a bunch of actors, in the poor house, isn't. (Buffy hits him, and knocks him out.)

BUFFY.
Ok, Faith, no more games.

FAITH.
Bring it on, bitch! (They start fight harder, that before. Suddenly Tara, Kenny, and Amy jump in the ring, and start beating the hell, out of them.

STYLES.
WHAT ARE THEY DOING? SOMEBODY GET THEM OUT OF THERE!

TARA.
I told you, this wasn't over, didn't I. (She hits Buffy, with an enegy blast). I told you bitch. (suddenly Willow come out, in full Dark Willow mode. And blast everone away, inculding Buffy, and Faith. Only Kenny is left.

WILLOW.
Hey, sweety. You've been a bad girl.

Kennedy.
Will, I can explain.

WILLOW.
Borid now. (She rasie her hand, and Kennedy, burns up.) So, now for the rest, of the world. (She begins to chant, and the world goes up, in flames.
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WILLOW.
AAAHHHHAAA! (She wakes up, in bed. Kennedy, is beside her.)

Kennedy.
Baby, what's wrong?

WILLOW.
I just had the weirdest dream. There was this show. And this jerk, named Axel, was making us, fight each other. And Tara was back, and she was evil. And You were with her. And I destroyed the world. And everyone had weird names, like Timan, and Wonka, and Beer Good. And there were wrestles, there. ANd there was someone named Joss, that I never even heard of. It was weird. (She turns to Kenny, but it's not Kenny, it's Axel.

AXEL.
Don't worry baby, I'll make it all better.

WILLOW.
AAAHHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!
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Ok, that's it, for Season One. Please don't add any more, to this. And Season to, will be up soon. Yeah, I know the dream thing, was a coup out. But things got so crazy, it was the only way, to start season two, with a clean slate.

All joking aside. I want to thank everyone that's read. and added to this. I especialy want to thank Beer Good, Timan, and Wonka. Because the've done almost as much, on this, as I have. And I feel it's there's, as much, as mine. (And I'm not just saying that.) So thanks guys, and see youy next time.


























































































































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