Axel's arean: FIGHT NIGHT!
by axel
I don't own the Joss Whedon characters.
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SKYLER.
I'm here with Faith. So Faith, how are you planing to beat Buffy.
FAITH.
Well, I plan to beat her, with my fist, my feet, a chair, and anything else, I can get my hands on. B, tonight is going to be, the worse night, of your life. I'm going to give you the beating, you so richly deserve.
SKYLER.
To be fair, Buffy has beaten you, every times you guys, have fought.
FAITH.
What the fuck, Wendesday? Your supposed to be on my side? I mean, who got you on TV?
SKYLER.
Well, Buffy said I could be, in the Buffy movie, if I backed her.
FAITH.
Listen, you disloyal, little rat! I made you, and I can break you! (Faith chases Skyler down the hall.)
SKYLER.
HELP! RAPE! SHE'S BEEN IN PRISON, YOU KNOW!
FAITH.
OH, NOW YOU HAVE TO DIE!
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WONKA.
Ok guys, we've all been beat up, at the hands, of the other, this year, so lets just call it even, OK? Axel, Timan. (The finnaly shake, begrudgingly.)
TIMAN.
Sorry.
AXEL.
Yeah, me to.
BEER GOOD.
That's great, we don't need any more.
AXEL.
Hold on, Nothing's happen to you, yet.
WONKA.
Hey, yeah! Why doesn't he get any scares?
BEER GOOD.
Now come on, guys. (They get up, and move toward him) Oh come on.
AXEL.
Hey, we just don't want you to feel left out.
TIMAN.
(picking up, a chair) Yeah, we're doing this, because we love you. (They beat the holy shit, out of Beer, and leave him laying.)
AXEL.
Well, I feel like we've bonded.
WONKA.
Yeah, I feel all tingly.
TIMAN.
I feel warm, and fuzzy.
BEER GOOD.
I can't feel my legs.
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RAVEN.
I'm here, with Buffy herself. So Buff, how do you, feel about the match, tonight?
BUFFY.
Well Raven, I just look at this, at another day, at the office. I mean I've beaten her, so many times, it's just to easy. But after tonight. She'll be uglyer than you, if that's possible.
RAVEN.
Hey? I can't help what I look like. We can't all be pretty. (Raven, begins to cry).
BUFFY.
Raven, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that. It's just (sad music) being a slayer, is like a weight, on my chest. I don't mean to take it out, on you. But I can't help it, some times. Please don't stop loving me. I can't make it, with out you.
RAVEN.
Oh, it's all my fault. (They hug).
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ANNOUCER.
COMING TO THE RING, WILLOW. (Willow steps, though the ropes. But Amy appears, and knocks her down, with an enegy blast. And beings waling on her.)
STYLES.
Well fans, Amy not waiting for the bell.
AUSTIN.
Hell, Joey, that's the way, I like it. More fighting, less bullshit.Let's hook em up!
AMY.
(She lifts Willow, into the air, and sends her, into the turn bukles, over, and over.) Oh, I've waited so long, for this. (She waves her hand, an the ropes come alive, and choke Willow. (Face it, Will. I'm the best. And now the world knows it, too. (She throws an enegy blast, at Willow, But Will catches it, and throws it back, at her.
WILLOW.
If you mean, best at getting your ass kicked, then Yes, you are. (Willow waves her hand, and sends Amy into the cleling, then back to the floor, then into the wall. Basicly she's a human pinball. Willow starts singing (eversince I was a young girl, I played the Amy ball. That dumb bitch Amy, sure makes a good pin ball. (Suddenly Kennedy jumps in the ring, and attacks Willow.)
STYLES.
HEY, WHAT'S SHE DOING!
AUSTIN.
Looks like, she's not taking the break up, well.
KENNEDy.
YOU FUCKING BITCH! HOW COULD YOU JUST KICK ME ASIDE, LIKE THAT! TARA'S BACK, AND I GET TOSSED OUT, LIKE YESTERDAY'S GARBAGE! I HATE YOU! (Amy comes back in, and helps Kenny. Suddenly Tara runs out, as the crowd cheers. Tara helps Willow up, and grabs the mic.
TARA.
HOW DARE YOU! WHO DO YOU THINK, YOU ARE? You leave her alone! I know she's made mistakes. I know she raped my mind, twice! I know she tried to destroy the would. I know she stoped being Amy's friend, even thought it was her, and not Amy, with the problem. I know she got with Kenny, only six months, after I died. And I know, she kicked Kenny, to the curb, like a piece of shit, after I got back. But still. (She give Willow a loving look. But then it turns to a look, of pure hate.) Acttualy, those are some good very points. (Tara hits Willow, with the mic, and begins kicking her. Kenny, and Amy jump in) Will, honey. I don't think it's working out. I think we need a break. (she waves her hand, and Willow's right leg, snaps, as she yells, in physical, and emotional pain.) In fact, I've been seeing someone. (She goes, and kisses Kennedy, as Willow breaks down.)
STYLES.
WHAT THE HELL, IS THIS? I DON'T BELIVE THIS! WHAT THE HELL, HAS GOTTEN IN TO TARA?
THIS IS A BUNCH OF SHIT'S WHAT IT IS! TO HELL, WITH THIS! (austin runs to the ring, and chases them, out, with a steel chair.) GET OUT, YOU LITTLE BITCHS!
TARA.
This isn't over, honey. I'm going to make your life, a living HELL! (They leave, as fans throw trash, at them. Austin helps Willow, out of the ring.
WILLOW.
(In tears) WHY?! TARA, WHY? I LOVE YOU! HOW COULD YOU?
STYLES.
Fans, I am sick, to my stomach, right now. Im mean, Tara just. What is going though her mind? Your main event, is next. I can't belive this.
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Ok, Tara fans. Before you come looking for me, just remember, it's just a parody. And it fits with the wrestling theam, with Tara turning heel (that mean, into a bad guy, for those that don't follow wrestling.) Besides, Kenny's been turn into a bitch, in so many stories, that it's only fair, that Tara's the bad guy, in at least one, right? (HELP THERE SHOOTING AT ME!!!!)
One more chapter to go.
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