The Xander Gander: December 18th, 1999
by slayerfest
Well. Y2K really does exist, only instead of all the computers crashing, we just got an old-fashioned apocalypse on our hands.
Oh God. Unless the computers crash, too.

So, Spike tried to stake himself.
And Riley’s a commando.
But more importantly, Spike tried to stake himself.
Am I the only person who realizes how great that is? As I pointed out to Willow, he wants to die and I want to help. Buffy should have staked him years ago, as far as I’m concerned.

And in the event that Anya catches hold of this again, I really do care about her.
Enough said. Xander out.

[Why didn’t Buffy like me when I was a commando?
I mean, I honestly don’t feel that way about her anymore, but… it just seems a little curious, doesn’t it?]

Oh, and I quit my job at the pizza place. I didn’t even get a discount, so what was the point, I ask you?

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