The Xander Gander: December 15th, 1999
by slayerfest
And that, ladies and gentlemen, led to a fun conversation at Giles’ house that he didn’t appreciate very much.
Eh heh. New hiding place.

Sunnydale just got over a very quiet time. In the sense that no one could talk. Apparently some fairy tale was behind it. It’s all cool now, Buffy took care of it.

Giles.
Giles and I have a problem.
He decided that it might be fun game to have the neutered vampire stay in my basement while he and his girlfriend have a jolly old time that Anya and I can’t have because of this bleach blonde mooch watching Passions not six feet away.

He doesn’t even do anything!
I, on the other hand, got a job at a pizza place.
Finally! I know! I was happy about it too, until yesterday when I started. Apparently they hired me as a driver, which led to an awkward moment in which I had to explain that I sold my car to pay last month’s rent. The manager pretty much just stared at me until I went and bought my car back from my dad for twice what he paid me for it.
Yep. That’s right. I somehow just managed to mortgage my parents’ basement as collateral for a job that pays me minimum wage that won’t pay this month’s rent.

Maybe my parents will give me this month for Christmas.
Not bloody likely.

…Oh God.
Spike needs to get out of my basement. Right the hell now. I’m starting to talk like him.

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