The Xander Gander: November 25th, 1999
by slayerfest
I quit my job as a digger.
Mostly because of the SYPHILIS IT GAVE ME.

But I’m okay now.
No more syphilis for Xander. Perfectly sane and perfectly… um…
No more syphilis for Xander.

Angel was here. Rat bastard. I wanted to beat him up, but it turns out I just don’t care that much anymore.
Also he was saving Buffy, so I decided it was maybe not a good thing.

Turns out Cordy’s working for him. And everyone except me knew.

Sorry. I’m still bitter about the syphilis. It makes me bitter about everything else, too.

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