Axel's arean: A Statment.
by axel
Ladies, and Gentalmen. This is Axel. I'm sure you've heard that Darcula thinks he's going to be at Fight, Night. Well, I've got news for you. It's not happening. See Vlad, can I call you Vald? You've had enough exposer, over the years. What, 2, 3000 movies, books, Everybody knows you, that should be enough. It's time for your, fossilies ass, to fucking retire. But you want to come he, steal are thunder? Brainwash my staff. Let me tell you something,slick! Nobody abuses Wonka, but me! You will not be aloud, at Fight Night. And since I know, you stupid. And you'll try to crash anyway. I hired a little insurance policy. I was reminded today, that Friday the 13th is coming up, which gave me an idea. If you show up, you be dealing with the Arean's personal new inforcer. (We see a large man, with a machetty, and hockey mask, behind Axel) I think you've heard of him. His name, is
Jason Vorhees

(Music)
Let the bodies, hit the floor. let the bodies, hit the floor.
Let the bodies, hit the FLOORRRRAAAAAA!
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The song, Bodies, is by Drowning Pool.

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