The Xander Gander: October 24th, 1999
by slayerfest
Anya came back. To see… me.
But then I saw… her.
And she convinced me that having ‘sexual intercourse’ was the best plan of action.
Really, who would I have been to argue?

Apparently, Buffy had similar fun adventures with Parker, who then proceeded to blow her off royally.
I’m not saying a word.
She’s glum. Though maybe that’s been partially caused by Spike being back in town. He was invincible for a while and had a good time kicking me in the ribs before catching on fire and screaming into the sewers.

Apparently, Angel’s in L. A.
If only I’d known that when I had a car.

Speaking of L. A., I wonder what Cordy’s up to.


***LATER...***

Oh, and did I mention that Harmony's a vampire?
I knew it. I just knew karma wasn't a myth.

She really hasn't changed much, though.

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