The Xander Gander: September 21st, 1999
by slayerfest
Me, Willow, Oz and Giles are the smartest people ever.
We decided to kidnap Buffy because we thought she was going to kill Kathy.
It’s Kathy now. With a K. I got a nice little rant about that from Buffy. About twenty times.

But seriously. Buffy went really postal. I never thought I’d say this, but she was even more bitchy than Cordelia.
I know! I know! It’s bananas!

She was all obsessed because Kathy cut her toenails and they grew back overnight. Then she actually told Willow that she was going to kill Kathy, so I guess our attempts at restraining her weren’t so horrible…

But then Kathy was a demon. That’s what that freaky-ass back thing was, with the ridges and the scary. And Kathy was stealing Buffy’s soul. So it wasn’t even her fault, AND she wasn’t wrong.

GUILT TRIP!
It’s like a road trip, only no fun!
Oh, wait. My road trip wasn’t any fun, either.
Okay, it’s like a road trip, only I don’t have to strip for people.
Unless she’s really really mad at me. Then maybe…
Ahahahahaha, that’s a good one, Xander Gander! Don’t write silly things like that in pen and pretend that I wrote them! Geez. Kidder.

Ahem.
So I’m totally broke now. Tomorrow I head to the unemployment office to see what I can see. I’m hoping for a job at a pizza place. I could really use some pizza.

And Kathy’s gone. Her dad came to pick her up, and now poor Willow with her partying roommate no longer has a partying roommate. Unless Buffy’s morals take a radical change in the near future.

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