Axel's arean: The Showdown.
by axel

I don't own the Josh whedon characters. This is only a joke, so please don't take offence
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AXEL.
Hi folks. tonight My two guest have hated each other for years. And now there going to confront each other. So let's welcome Angel, and Xander.

ANGEL.
Thanks for having me.

XANDER.
Shut up, dead boy.

ANGEL.
Kiss my ass, Harris.

AXEL.
Hey, clam down. We're going to have a semi civilized conversation here. Xander, why do you hate Angel so much?

XANDER.
Have you got a couple of years? Cause this takes a wile. First of all, He's a evil killer.

ANGEL.
THAT WAS ANGELUS, NOT ME!

XANDER.
Oh I'm sorry. So Angelus, who looks just like Angel, and has the same finger prints. Murder Miss Calender. Toutred Giles. Did horrible things to Buffy. Killed half of Europe. The once he got a soul, Let Dru, and Darla kill a room full of people. Then He let his son be take by Holtes. Then when his son tried to kill him, because he believe he'd killed his adopted father. Angel kick him out. Now When Faith, another killer, Killed. Angel helped her, but not his son.

ANGEL.
FUCK YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPEN! HOW HARD IT WAS FOR ME!

XANDER.
probably as hard as Brainwashing your friends to forget Connor.

ANGEL.
Well at least I didn't brainwash my girlfriend, and try to destroy the world, like some of your good friends!

XANDER.
HEY, LEAVE WILLOW OUT OF THIS!

ANGEL.
OH, SO YOU CAN TALK ABOUT MY SON, BUT I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE PREFECT SCOBBIES. OK LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW YOU LEFT ANYA AT THE ALTER! WOULD YOU HAVE DONE THAT, TO BUFFY?

XANDER.
SHUT UP! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HOW I FELT FOR ANYA!


AXEL.
HEY CALM DOWN!

ANGEL.
BUT I KNOW WHAT YOU FELT FOR BUFFY! Must piss you off. She wanted me, and not you.

XANDER.
YOUR DAMN RIGHT IT PISSES ME OFF! SEEING YOU TO TOGETHER, MAKES ME SICK! ALL THESE YEARS IT CUTS LIKE A KNIFE! IT'S NOT FAIR! IT'S NOT FAIR, THAT YOUR HER BOYFRIEND, AND NOT MY! (Xander covers his mouth, after he reallise what he just said.) Uh, I didn't mean, I Ha ha I was just joking. Funny hu.

AXEL.
OK then, Um woa. Wasn't expecting that.

ANGEL.
Damn you harris.

AXEL.
Now Angel calm down. I know this is a shock, but just calm down. We don't need any trouble.

ANGEL.
How could you do this to me. All these year, I've been waiting to hear those words from you. Why did you make me wait so long.

AXEL.
Say what?

XANDER.
Then you feel the same way?

ANGEL.
How could I not? Your the perfect man. I was only with Buffy, to be close to you (Angel crys). Your my everything.

XANDER.
Oh Angel. This is the happies day of my life. (They give each other a big kiss).

AXEL.
Uh OK. Well I need to go, and throw up.

ANGEL.
You mean we disgust you?

AXEL.
NO NO NO. It's not you guy's I've just been sick. I've had a little stomach queer. I MEAN FLU! STOMACH FUL! I have no problem with gay people, really.

XANDER.
Whatever. Come on Honey, we don't need this hater. (They run off hand, in hand).

AXEL.
Well thanks for being here, folks. Goodnight.

DAVID LEE ROTH.
(Walking past Axel) Bigit.

AXEL.
What? I was just shocked. I am open minded guy, really.

















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