The Xander Gander: August 30th, 1999
by slayerfest
My boss came up to me today and starting doing a live commentary on what I look like in a very flattering (and also creepy) manner. I just stood there. Then he stopped and asked me if I wanted to become a… different member of the staff. Apparently one of the “dancers”, as he calls them, called in quite seriously sick with some kind of…

And then I put my hands over my ears because I just didn’t want to know.

I immediately refused, of course. Even though he offered me enough money to get me home tomorrow.

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