How Spike saved Christmas: Chapter 6
by Timan
Spike Walked back to the factory, his two elves in tow,
Spike dragged Santa’s all the way through the Snow.

all the elves did cheer as our hero arrived,
Santa shaking his hand, very glad he survived.

“Oh thank you dear spike!” he said, clear of dismay “now, with my sleigh back, there will be Christmas day!”


“Yeah that’s all bloody well and good by what do I get out of all of this?”


“Your reward is simple, my dear boy, the spirit of giving to every girl and every boy!”


“Sorry gramps that’s not going to work for me. I want money, US currency, in my hand now!”


“Oh come now, friend vampire, please don’t make a fuss. You reward is you helping spread the joy of Christmas.”


“Now listen ‘ere. You made walk to the soddin’ castle and pick up this bloody sled, that thing aint light you know! Not only that, you had Twiddle Dee and Twiddle dumb rhyming in my bloody ear every five minutes I think old spike is entitle to some compensation.”


old Santa with the vampires request,
And did him a favor at our heroes behest.

with a touch of his nose, and a nod of his head,
Spike vanished from sight, and returned to his bed.

He woke with a start and, looking around, his head whipped,
He had left the North Pole and was back in his crypt.

Spike shook his head hard, feeling a little derange,
When down near his door he noticed something strange.

It was a box, wrapped in ribbon, full of joy and the like,
It was a present addressed ‘from Santa to Spike’.

He opened it quick and was feeling much glee,
For inside, the contents, he wanted to see.

The box contained, a gesture to dwell,
Tied off with a ribbon, a simple slay bell.


“YOU CHEAP BASTARD!”


and so this was how the day was saved,
By a blond haired vampire, who felt a little depraved.

The moral is simple, for every young lass and squire.
If you need to save Christmas day, best not use a vampire.



~*~Merry Christmas.~*~


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