The Xander Gander: July 29th, 1999
by slayerfest
Well, it’s been a while, trusty Xander Gander. Mostly because I haven’t moved ten feet outside my hotel, my workplace, the gym or the local McDonalds for over a month now, and I don't really want to remind myself of this.
After I wrote that last bit I found myself a job almost instantly next door to my hotel as a dishwasher. At a club. A… popular club. Lots of happy, rich females around throwing money.
Sadly, none of it’s for me.
Well, actually, maybe not sadly since I work at a male strip club.

But not as a stripper! As aforely mentioned I am simply an innocent dishwasher.
Anyway, I can afford the extra cable now, though, so it’s not completely sucky. I watched The Grand Canyon last night. I’ve seen better movies.

I’m saving up money, very very slowly. I estimate that I’ll have enough for a car with an engine that will actually stay in it by early September, just in time for Buffy and Willow to start at college.

Ugh.
Maybe I’ll just wait around here for a while so I don’t have to help them move.

On second thought, I’d rather help them move twelve times over. Hell, I’ll go help them now.
If they’ll pay for a way home.

At least I’m fairly fit. I got bored so I joined a gym. I’ll be ready to kick some demon booty come home time.

…I’m looking forward to going home.
I’m LOOKING FORWARD to going HOME.
There’s something terribly wrong with my life.

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