Axel's arean: The Interview you've been waiting for.
by axel

I don't own the Josh whedon characters. _______________________________________________________________________________

AXEL.
Welcome to the show folks. Tonight my guest is the one, and only Buffy Summers. Welcome Miss Summer.

BUFFY.
Thanks for having me.

AXEL.
So Buffy, what have you been up to, since the show ended.

BUFFY.
Well Axel. Dawn and I have started a new theam park, much like Dollywood, called Buffywood. And for only 150 bucks a day, you can ride two rides. 200, will get you three. Bring the whole family.

AXEL.
Uh Ok. So no more Slaying then.

BUFFY.
WHAT! I CAN'T MAKE SOME MONEY! AFTER ALL I'VE DO FOR YOU INGRATES, THIS IS WHAT I GET!

AXEL.
I, I didn't mean to upset you. It was just a surprise. Of coarse you have a right to make money.

BUFFY.
OH THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME YOU OK, MASTER! MAYBE YOU'LL LET ME PICK OUT MY OWN CLOTHES NEXT!

AXEL.
Hey come on. Your blowing this out of preportion. I'm a little shocked at you.

BUFFY.
DID I HURT YOUR FEELINGS? GET OVER IT ASSHOLE!

AXEL.
YOU KNOW WHAT. IF YOUR GOING TO TALK TO ME LIKE THIS, YOU CAN LEAVE! THIS INTERVIEW'S OVER!

BUFFY.
Axel wait. I didn't mean to go off like that. (sad music plays) It's just being a slayer is a burden that you can't understand. You have no idea how lonley it can be. Sometimes I say things I don't mean. I'm so sorry I hurt you. Please forgive me. I need you, all of you. I'm nothing without you.

AXEL.
Ah, how can I stay mad at you (they hug). So anyway, Are you still with the Immortal?

BUFFY.
No we broke up. But you'll be happy to no I've met my soul mate. We're so happy together. Come out Honey.

AXEL.
HEY! Your Kid Rock! Your Buffy's New Man?

KID.
Damn straight. I be taping this ass all night.

BUFFY.
Were so prefect. I love him, and he loves me, I love him. We never cheat, right Honey?

KID.
(laugh) Yeah sure honey. By the way, Axel. Where's my money.

AXEL.
Didn't I give that Back to you? Well Timan has my money, go see him. So Buffy, Have you seen any of the gang.

BUFFY.
Yeah sure, we talk all the time.

AXEL.
That's not what or nexts caller say's Go head Willow.

WILLOW.
Hi Buffy. Remember me? Your fomer best friend, who's calls you won't return anymore. Who you refuse to give ANY of the royalties for the show to. I just found out, that you own the rights to the name Willow. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU OWN RIGHTS TO MY NAME?

BUFFY.
Will, I'm sorry it's just (sad music) Being a slayer means making hard choices some times. As much as I love you I have to.

WILLOW.
AH CRAM IT BLONEDY (Hangs up).

AXEL.
Well I guess she doesn't have anything else to say.

FAITH.
(Walking on stage) I have something to say.

AXEL.
FAITH, OH GOD, SHE'S HERE! IT'S HER! (bowing down) I'M NOT WORTHY! I'M NOT WORTHY!

FAITH.
AXEL cill. Your worth. So B. I'll keep this short, like you. I'm sick of the way you treat your friends. The way you act better that everybody.

BUFFY.
Not everybody. Just skanks like You.

FAITH.
Funny. Well I'll give you a chance to prove it. As some of you know. This show's having a fight night soon. My girl Kennedy's fighting Gwen Radien. Spike's fighting Riley. And I'm thinking we need a main event. What do you say, You and me. One more time?

BUFFY.
Your on, bitch.

FAITH.
One more thing. (Faith punches Kid Rock, and knocks him out) That's for giving me Hepetidis, Ass hole! Goodnight everybody.

AXEL.
Faith. Marry me. please?
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Sorry if I made Buffy fans mad. It's just a joke. It's not that I don't like Buffy. But she can be a spoiled brat some times.





























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