The Xander Gander: June 20th, 1999
by slayerfest
My bags are packed. I’m picking Cordelia up in an hour. She said she wants to go to L. A., so I guess that’s where I’m going first. Spend a couple of days, find Angel wherever he may be so I can beat him to a pulp for feeding off Buffy, and then it’s just me, my uncle’s car, and…

Okay, I promise I’ll never say that again.
Apparently I can’t drive to Africa. But I can still drive to all fifty states.

One hour until I’m out of this house and out of this town.
And you lucky Xander Gander! You’re coming with me so I can properly catalogue all the gorgeous women whom I woo on my travels.

One hour.
Then only a couple of hours after that until I'm rid of Cordelia, possibly forever.
I wonder where Anya went.

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