Get in the Ring.: Get in the Ring.
by axel

I don't own the Josh whedon characters. Or the Wrestlers.
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STYLES.
Joey Stlyes again. I'm here with Faith, and Stone Cold. Faith what are your thoughts heading into this match?

FAITH.
My thoughts? I've been waiting to kick B's Ass for years. Hey, I'm all with the good deads now. But I still think she's a stuck up, prissy Bitch. And tonight, I'm finnaly going to pull that board out of her ass. And beat her with it.

STONE COLD.
Tell you the truth, Joey. I can't believe Mister Movie star had the time to bring his sorry ass here tonight. Hell, I figurd He be making Scorpin King 2, Or Walking tall 2. Or what ever piece of shit movie He's doing next.

FAITH.
Give him a little credit, big guy. At least he had the sense, not to be in the Grudge.


STONE COLD.
Yeah, you got a point. Rock, Buffy. Here's the deal Were going to come to the ring, stomp a mud hole in you ass, and walk it dry! And thats the bottom line, cause Stone Cold says so!"

FAITH.
So Steve. We have some time to kill. (She rubbs his chest) If we just had some privacy?

STONE COLD.
Joey. Get the Hell out!

ROSS.
Well I sure as Hell wish I was Steve right now. But that may change later tonight.

GILES.
Well they better focus on tonight. Because there facing, WHAT THE BLOODY HELL! (at that moment a car runs into the broardcast booth. Ric Flair is behind the wheel)

FLAIR.
WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! I'M THE NATURE BOY! WHOO! STYLING, AND PROFILING! (The car runs into the crowd) TO BE THE MAN, YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN! YOU GOTTA WALK THAT AILE! WHOO!

ROSS.
Not again. DAMN IT RIC, WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU? YOUR KILLING YOU LEAGECY!

GILES.
ROSS! WHAT THE BLODDY HELL' IS GOING ON?

ROSS.
That's Ric Flair. He was the 16 time world champ. Now he's a little senile.

GILES.
A little?

ROSS.
You show some respect! That's Ric Flair. The greatist champ of all time! He deserves respect! He's a classy. (Ric get;s out of the car, and takes off his his Nature boy robe. He has nothing on underneth) Oh good lord!

FLAIR.
I'M HERE FOR THE MAIN EVENT! WHERE'S DUSTY RHODES? I'M GOING TO KICK HIS FAT ASS! I'M A LIMOSINE RIDING, JET FLYING, KISS STEALING, WHEELING DEALING, SON OF A GUN, WHOO! (Secruity takes him into custody) GET YOU HANDS OFF ME! I'M RIC FLAIR! I'M THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, WHOO!

ROSS.
Can we cut to a comercial? CUT TO A DAMN COMERCAIL!
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OK if you haven't heard, Ric Flair was arested for road rage earlier this week. That's where this came from. I'll get back to normal next chapter.










































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