Axel's arean: Zeke's Arena?
by axel

I don't own the Josh whedon characters.


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ZEKE.
What's up. Welcome to Zeke's Arean! I'm your party host Zeke Adler. I use to work for that punk ass Axel. But I told him to Kiss my ASS!, Then I quit!

OFF CAMERA.
I thought he fired you?

ZEKE.
I QUIT, YOU SON OF A BICTH! (THROWS SOMETHING) Anyway. This show is totaly going to kill that pussy show, in the ratings. You won't have to put up with those other pussys Timan, Beer Good, or Wonkabar ether. Because I have cool people working for me. Let's meet them. This is Toman. This is Good Beer. And this is Hershey Bar (they look like rejects from Waneys World.)

So anyway. My Guest tonight, is Dawn. Thanks for coming Sugar buns.

DAWN.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?

ZEKE.
Now Dawn. You Buffy's sister. What's it like having a sister that totaly better that you?

DAWN.
WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM? WHERE'S AXEL?

ZEKE.
He's out molesting kids. He does that shit, I've see him.

OFF CAMERA.
We are going to get SUED.

ZEKE.
So Dawn. I have to know, did you, and Willow ever get busy?

DAWN.
WHAT? YOU SON OF A BITCH! (Good Beer, and Toman, are holding her back)

OFF CAMERA.
(The producer is drinking wisky straight from the bottle.) Were done. We'll never work again.

ZEKE.
OK, one more thing. How much would I have to pay, for you to suck my (before he can finnish, Dawn jumps on him, and starts beating to crap out of him) HELP! HELP!

They finnaly get her off him, and he runs to the back.

ZEKE.
I think it was a good show (The producer sluges him.)

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