Axel's arean: Commerical Break IV
by Wonkabar
Disclaimer: As I should have said before, I don't own any of these company, nor characters, so if you wanna sue, just remember this, buster: I'm poor, and half of nothing is...still nothing.


PART UNO

Danny Strong comes into frame.

DANNY-
"Hi, everyone. You may know me as Jonathon from TV's Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Tonight I'm here to talk about a very big problem in our world today. Death. Yes, we are in the 21st century, but death is still our world's number one killer. Please, give generous to the Hellmouth Fountain to Stop Death. Trust me, people you love you for it."

PART DUEX-

Kennedy is shown sitting on a chair.

"Yes, I have done some strange things since the ending of season 7, like destroy a studio, torn my girlfriends's heart to pieces, and well you know.... But now, I'm here to tell you there is a better way, through Trumpelogy. Instead of betting the unholy out of someone, and saying a bunch of nasty things: just inhale and say 'You're Fired!' It worked for me.

PART THREE-

VOICE-
"America. It means a lot. Way vote for people who have no idea what the fuck they're doing? In 2008, if you what a strong President, a President who won't stand for injustice, and if you don't mind him using the Dark Arts to do it....then elect Richard Wilkins IV. He's got the guts, heart, lungs, and spleen to take on any challenger human or demon...elect Richard Wilkins IV!

Paid for the Council to Elect Wilkins for President and To Reign In An Unholy Era Of Death and Destruction.

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