Axel's arean: Timan: out and a . . . what the hell!
by Timan
Hi folks Timan here with another . . .

(Receives baseball bat to the back of the head)

TIMAN
AHHH! What the hell! Who the F… ah Axel . . . hi how have you been?

AXEL
HOW HAVE I BEEN? LOOKED IN A FUCKING DRESSING ROOM THAT’S HOW I’VE FUCKING BEEN!!!

TIMAN
Oh, right, the dressing room thing. Listen I was just kidding about the segment. Lets not start throwing blame about who lock who in a small room with no food or water.

(Timan receives baseball bat to the face.)

TIMAN
AHHH

AXEL
YOU HAVE TEN FUCKING SECONDS TO GET OUT OF MY SIGHT. AND JUST TO SHOW I’M I NICE GUY YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!

TIMAN
Hang on a second!

AXEL
5 . . .

TIMAN
Can’t we talk about this?

ALEX
4 . . .

TIMAN
You must want something? I have some spare Scooby snacks from the Scooby Doo interview
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AXEL
THAT’S IT YOU’RE GONNA DIE JUST FOR THAT!!

TIMAN
Oh shit!

(Timan runs for life)


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