Axel's arean: The Bight, The Witch,...and oh My God...The Wardrobe
by Wonkabar
"Hello, viewers. This is Wonkbar, filling in for Axel who is...according to Timan's note...'still locked in his dressing room...' Oh, anywho....I feeling in for this one conforntation I know a lot of our viewers have been wanting. Thanks to one of our sponsors, Wolfman & Hart Law Offices, we have actually been able to bring one of the most beloved characters back to life: Tara Maclay. So, Tara, since beening brought back...do you have anything to say."

TARA-
"Uh...T..Thanks...I guess. I just wanted to know what happened to Willow?"

W-
"Don't worry, Willow's just fine...In fact, after your very distrubing death, she's hooked up with the Wicked Bitch of the West: Kennedy." (Kennedy runs out onto the stage and starts beating the unholy crap out of me)

KENNEDY-
"FUCK YOU, DYKE!!"

TARA-
"Y...You know you shouldn't call her t..that, bicha."

KENNEDY-
"Fuck you, too. Or maybe I should say it that this 'f...fu..cc..k...yy..ou"

W (with a black eye and half of my teeth out)-
"People! Calm down....everything's okay."

Kennedy pushes me back down.

KENNEDY-
"I am sick and fucking tired of everyone coming done on me! You stuttering slut..."

Tara jumps up and uses magic to bounce Kennedy against the walls of the studio.

W (to a PA off camera)-
"Get Axel out here! NOW!!!"

PA-
"Uh...he's still locked in the dressing room."

W-
"GET A FUCKING CHAINSAW AND CUT HIM OUT, YOU MOTHER FUCKER. GO TO COMMERICAL....GO TO FUCKING COMMERICAL."


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