Hail To The King, Baby!: Another Mouth To Feed
by Wonkabar
I just stared at her. What the fuck could I do? Oh, God. I'm going to be a daddy...again. "Ashley? ASHLEY?" A part of my brain was still working, Buffy was the only one who can call me that.

I looked into her eyes...those beautiful eyes. "Oh, sweety, that's...great."

"Ashley, what's wrong?"

"Buffy, this is great news. It's just Giles told me that some screwhead egghead played back the recording."

Buffy stood over me. "Ashley J. Williams, is this some crappy reason to leave me."

"No....no hell no....Go ask Rupert, he'll tell ya."

"Oh...you bet your ass I will...and if you live through this, it's 'Chapel Time.'"

Two days later, I landed at the same fucking airstrip we landed at just three years ago. Faith and Robin were there, back from their honeymoon. I had to tell Faith. Honestly, I felt my testicles go back into my body and hit my back teeth. She WILL NOT be pleased.

"Hi, Dad," Faith states as she walks up to me.

"Uh...Faith...listen, I have something..."

"Dad, me first, okay." She looks back at Robin. "Daddy, I'm pregnant."

Now, just between Faith, Robin, you, and myself....I threw up all over Robin.



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