Get in the Ring.: Get in the Ring.
by axel

I own none of the people in this.
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ROSS.
Welcome back, folks. Were about to go to the next match. But first we need to plug
the main event. A tag match, pitting Buffy Summers, and Faith Lehane, against Stone
Cold, Steve Austin, and the Rock. What a match. But it's a known fact, that Buffy,
and Faith hate eachother. So the question is, can they put it aside long enough, to
deal with there opponets. If not, I don't see how they can win.

GILES.
There slayers, you twit! This isn't even close to a fair fight! If this doesn't stop,
your wrestlers will be KILLED!

ROSS.
OK, were ready for the next match.

GILES.
I'm talking to myself.

ANNOUCER.
THE NEXT CONTEST, IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL. COMMING TO THE RING, BIG PAPA PUMP,
SCOTT STIENER.

STIENER.
THAT'S RIGHT! I'M THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY! I'M GOING TO ALL YOU PIECES OF SHIT, THAT
SIZE DOES MATTER! I'M THE ONLY REAL MAN HERE! I'M GOING TO F*%K ALL YOUR BITCHES, AND
THERE'S NOT A F*&KING THING YOU CAN DO, ABOUT IT! YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF QUEERS, ANYWAY!

GILES.
Why is he so anger?

ROSS.
Sterioed rage, and a small pienis.

ANNOUCER.
AND HIS OPPONENT. ACCOMPANIED BY KENNEDY. WILLOW ROSENBURGE.

Willow is being drug to the ring, by Kennedy.

KENNEDY.
Come on Will. You have a match.

WILLOW.
I think not! That guys a house! A big mean, crazy house!

KENNEDY.
Come on, he's a punk.

WILLOW.
Well if he's such a punk, you fight him, Slayer!

KENNEDY.
Don't worry, baby. Your a Superwitch. He can't take you.

WILLOW.
Yeah, I'm going to kick some ass. (she walks to the ring, with a look of deterination,
But as soon as the bell rings, Papa Pump runs at her, and she takes off) HHHEELLPPP!

Willow throws a chair at him, but he just laughs.

STIENER.
IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, WEAKLING! I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU! THEN, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU MY
HOOCHY!

Stiener charges her, but she teleports to the other side of the ring.

KENNEDY.
Come on Will, fight back.

WILLOW.
(Willow waves her hand, and Papa Pump flies to the other side of the ring.) I did it!
I knock him down! (singing, and dancing) I knock him down, I knocked him down.

STIENER.
(He picks up a lead pipe) YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT, BITCH! (He runs at her)

WILLOW.
Oh, why did I knock him down? (she jumps out of the ring) Kennedy, I don't want to do this!
He's going to kill me!

KENNEDY.
Baby your just scared. Your more powerful than him. You just need to, AAHHAA! (Stiener hits
Kennedy, on the head with the pipe, and knocks her out.)

STIENER.
I'M GOING TO CRACK YOU SKULL OPEN, LIKE I DID THIS BITCH!

WILLOW.
(Her eyes, and hair go black. And she speak in a demonic voice) you shouldn't have done that.
BITCH!

Willow raise her hand, and pain shoots though Stiener's body, as he drops the pipe.

STIENER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU F*#KING BITCH! LET ME GO, OR I'LL F#*KING KILL YOU! YOU F*$KING C*#T
BITCH! LET ME GO, RIGHT THE F#*K NOW! I'M TALKING TO YOU, YOU C*#T ASS, BITCH!

WILLOW.
Borid now. (she raise her hand, and the skin leaps off Stieners body, and hje brust into flames.
She returns to normal) Oh, I'm sorry. I get cranky, when somebody messes with my Girl. (turning
to Kennedy) You OK baby?

KENNEDY.
(SINGING) Sad woman, take it slow. And things will be just fine. All we need is just a little
patience.

WILLOW.
Oh, poor baby. I'll nurse you back to health. (She takes Kennedy back, to the back.)


GILES.
Well the wrestler don't seem to be fairing very well, at all.

ROSS.
Well the night's still young limey.

ANNOUCER.
The next match, is scheduled for one fall. Comming to the ring. Riley Finn. (Riley walks to the
ring) And his apponet, From Cannada. Lance Storm!

STORM.
I'm a proud Canada. And I'm going to prove Canada, is far better that this pathedic country.

RILEY.
I don't think so. USA, All the way.

Storm tries to dropkick Riley, but he dodges it' and drops an elbow. Then he follows up, with a

headlock. But Storm reverse it, and puts on a headlock of his own. Just then Stone Cold walks out
with a mic.

STONE COLD.
BORING. BORING. BORING. This is so boring. Are you two bastards on valium? Get a personality,
Damn!

RILEY.
What the hell are you doing? We trying to have a match?

STONE COLD.
What?

RILEY.
I said were trying to.

STONE COLD.
What?

STROM.
GET THE HELL, OUT OF THE RING!

STONE COLD.
What? What? What? What? What? Mister Finn. Do you have something intresting to say? Hell, Ive seen
your show Son. like a statue, only less exciting. Hell, you look like Opey, on steriods.
And Storm, Your like Forest Gump, without the brains. (to the crowd) if you want Stone Cold to
stun these little bastards, give me a HELL YEAH!

CROWD.
HELL YEAH!

Stone Cold stuns both of them, brings out some beer, pours it on them, then drinks the rest.
Suddenly Vince comes to the ring.

VINCE.
WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU DOING AUSTIN? DO YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT TONIGHT IS? ARE RATINGS HAVE BEEN
DOWN! WE NEED THIS TO DRAW BACK THE FANS!

STONE COLD.
You got it wrong Vince. Were lossing fans. Because your not giving them what they want. Since WCW,
and ECW closed, you got lazy. They don't want soap opera writers. They wan't action, excitment.
And, they want this. (Austin stuns Vince, and the crowd goes wild.) AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE,
BECAUSE STONE COLD SAYS SO!

ROSS.
What a night fans! we have to take another (suddenly we see the back, where Kurt Angle is shaking
hands with Spike) Hey, what's this. Fan's Kurt is set to face Angel later tonight.
What's this about?
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By the way, in case you've been living under a tree, the song Kennedy was singing was Patience,
by Guns, n, Roses.



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