Get in the Ring.: Get in the Ring.
by axel

I own none of the people in this.
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ROSS.
Welcome to Raw ladies, and Gentalmen. I'm Jim Ross. Tonight is a special episode of Raw.
At the stars of professional wrestling, lock horns with the stars of Buffy, the Vampire Slayer.
Believe me when I say, business is about to pick up!
Folks, would you please welcome my co host, for tonight, Rupert Giles.

GILES.
Why in God's name, did I agree to do this? So far I've had beer thrown on me. Crused at, this is
the most low class group of fans ever. Why are you wearing that ridiculas hat?

ROSS.
HEY! Don't talk about my hat, boy! And you respect these fan! There classes people. (Just then
a man on the top balcany pisses on the broadcast booth) OK, moving on to the first match.
W2J, Chris Jerico, vs The Hell Goddess, Illyria.

Illyria is in the ring, as pyro goes off, and Jerico walks throw the curtian.

JERICO.
Welcome to, Rawww, issss, Jericooooooo! Tonight Jerkies. I will first, take this, UUUGGLLY,
GGRRUUSSOOMMMEE, DDDIISSGGUUTTTIIINNGGG, excuss for a woman! And give her the beating she so
richhhhhlllyy deseves! Then I will play LIVE with my band FOZZY! So you can pay respect to the
IATOLAY, OF ROCK, AND ROLLA! (he sets though the ropes) Dear dear Illyria. What the HELL,
happend to your face Woman.

ILLYRIA.
How dare you speak to me in such a way, insect? I am Illyria! I was worshiped by.

JERICO.
Whoa, hold on Godzilla. I think before this match starts. Somebody needs a breathmint. I mean
come on lady! Let's face it, you need all the help you can get! I mean, lest face it! Your ulgy.
You have the presonalty of a rock! I'm just saying. (Before he can say anything else, Illyria
puts her fist, though his face. and he falls to the floor.

ANNOUCER.
LADIES AND GENTALMEN, YOUR WINNER. ILLYRIAAA!

ROSS.
Fans, I can't believe a vetran like Jerico when down so fast, to a rookie like Illyria. What an
upset!

GILES.
Are you kidding? Illyria's a HELL GOD! That poor man never had a chance. Your putting mere mortals
against such powerful beings, it's crule. How can someone be so heartless.

ROSS.
I see you've never worked for Vince Machman.

ANNOUCER.
The next match is scheduled for one fall. Coming to the ring. From England, Drusila.

DRUSILA.
Look at all the people here, to see me sing my song, Miss Edith. But my mouth left this morning.
It quiet a pickle.

ANNOUCER.
And her oponet. Standing 7ft. 500 pounds. The Big Show!

SHOW.
Listen Crazy bitch! I'm not going to show mercy, just because your rode the short bus here!
The Big show has no mercy.

ROSS.
This ain't fair! Hows that poor little girl, supposed to fight the size, and power, of the
Big Show? This ain't a fight, it's a DAMN MUGGING!

GILES.
You do reallies that Drusila's a vampire, don't you?

Big Show grads her by the neck, and choke slams her. But she just smiles.

DRU.
Do it again! I want to ride again!

SHOW.
Uh, OK. (He picks her up again, and slams her, through the ring.)

DRU.
WWEEE! (she claps her hands) I haven't had this much funny, since I killed those missionars.
Now it's your turn. (she grads the Big Show, as slams him, breaking his back.) Wasn't that
fun sir? Sir, hello? I think he's dead. (crying) who will play with us now, Miss Edith?

Suddenly Al Snow comes out with head.

SNOW.
What the hells your problem, lady? Your talking to a doll? (to head) What do you mean, that was
rude? She's crazy! Don't arguee with me!

DRU.
He quiet mad, Miss Edith. Talking to a fake head, it's not normal.

SNOW.
Uh, Maam, Head whats to talk to your doll.

They put them together

DUR.
Oh, Miss Edith, That's not very lady like!

SNOW.
THAT'S NASTY! (To Dur) I've be putting up with this for year. That head's crazy.

DRU.
Yes, Miss Edith's not all there ether. I like you. You make sence to me. What to Live forever?
(She bite, and sires him, right there. The picks him, Miss Edith, and Head, up, and leaves)
Where a family.

ROSS.
Fans, it beren a crazy night so far. We have to take a break, but don't you dare go away!

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