Star Logs: Another Day In Hell
by Wonkabar
(Jonathon pushes record on a small recorder)
CAPTAIN'S LOG
STARDATE: 031097

I hate school. It totally sucks. There's this new girl at school, Muffy or something like that. I went to the Bronze, but nobody talked to me. Willow waved, she's nice. Cordelia was there. Oh, man, she is SO hot. Everybody ignores me, frack them!

(Jonathon shuts off the tape, and walks over to his VCR, and puts in a porno called 'Muffy the Vampire Layer.'


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