Pretty much a Girly name.: Dress code.
by axel

I don't own the Josh whedon characters.

"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE, EVE," yelled Angel!

"You upset, I understand that" said Eve, "But the firm has an image, that must be mantend."

"Your asking me, to go against everything I am," said Angel.

"Your over reacting" said Eve, "it's not that big of a deal."

"What is going on," said Wes, as he, Fred, and Gunn (who had just gotten back from a
business trip) walked in.

"Wolfram, and Hart, is having a praty tonight, with some very important clients adending. And I'm
trying to explain to Angel, that she is expected to do certant thing."

"I see" said Wes, "What do they want you to do Angel? Animal sacrifice? Human sacrifice?"

"They want me to wear a dress," said Angel, in anger.

"Oh, um well," said Wes, before Gunn started laughing.

"Ah ha ha ha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Angel man. Don't worry, we'll fix this. Everything's going
to be. Ha Ha Ha, Damn you fine, girl."

"I'm not wearing a dress" said Angel, after punching Gunn, "I'm a man. Most of the time."

"This is an important event Angel" said Eve, "The Senior Partners expect everyone to dress
formaly. Which means women, that's you, in dresses. Now I've made you an apointment, to."

"It's not happening Eve" said Angel, "There's no way, I'm wearing a dress!"
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Angel stood in the party room, wearing a black sleveless dress, holding a drink, and looking very
mad.

"Now see" said Eve, as she walked up, "was that really so bad?"

"Bite me," said Angel!

"Angel" said Eve, "wile you a woman, try acting like a lady." then she walked off.

"Bad night, Hu" said Willow, as she walked up?

"I can't sand this" said Angel, "This thing's uncomfortable as hell. I look ridicules. All these
men keep looking at me, with lust in there eyes. I want them to stop. I'm not interessed. But they
keep doing it!"

"Welcome to my world" Willow laughed, "All the men wanna jump your bones. And the ladies could care
less."

"I thought you had a girlfriend," said Angel?

"We broke up" said Willow, sadly, "Actulay she broke up with me."

"I'm sorry," said Angel.

"It's OK" said Willow, "It was really my fault. I never really got over Tara. Looking back, I was
using her. I guess she got tried of it. I just hope she's happy, where ever she is. She deserved
better."

"Don't be so hard on yourself" said Angel, "It's not easy to forget your first love."

"Angel" said Willow, "I'm sure you and Buffy."

"Don't" said Angel, "It's OK. I know she's with Spike right now."

"But it's just to beat him up, for lying," said Willow.

"Yeah, I know" said Angel, and that really makes me happy. But But I've seen her eyes when she
talks about him. That's who she wants now. Besides (Angel points to herself) Any chance I had with
her's kind of been blown."

"Being a lesbian suck," siad Willow.

"Yeah" said Angel, "guess I am a lesbian now."

"I'll teach you the secret hand shake, some time," said Willow, as she put her hand, on Angels
shoulder."
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It's hysterical" Eve laughed into her cell phone" Angel having the worst time of his, I mean her life
Hu. No there all to busy with Angels new feminine side. By the time they reallies whats happening,
it'll be to late.

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