The Xander Gander: January 14th, 1999
by slayerfest
This week, two little kids that were actually one big demon got killed and Joyce went crazy and Willow and Buffy almost got burned at the stake but Oz and I went to save them.

Just because Cordelia and Giles got there first, doesn’t make Oz or I any less of the hero variety.

Life is good. I keep trying to convince Oz that whatever it was between Willow and I is over, but I’m not sure he believes me… possibly because it sounds really forced. “Hi Oz, good burrito. Willow wasn’t with me today.”

Yep. Xander, the Prince of Suave.
…I don’t know what Suave means.

Also, Amy got turned into a rat.
I find it endlessly interesting that almost every occurrence I’ve ever had with Amy involves her turning someone into a rat. Well, two out of three.
Willow’s trying to turn her back. Apparently to no avail, because I caught her buying a cage and wheel in the pet store.

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